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[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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Yet it is, also, that many of you have heard nothing of the lands of my birth, or those strange things that inhabit it. It is unkind to make jest of others for what they do not know, when there is much in turn that you are blind to.

[...Boromir why are you such a killjoy. :| Bayonetta gives him a wry smile.]

Darling, if I were truly jesting, you'd know, regardless of where or what time you're from. I was simply stating an observation.

And besides, I have no problem explaining the technology, so long as you're nice~

Perhaps you believe that, but I suspect it is not true. Many things are different here than they were in Arda, not least of which the manner in which people speak. At time, to me, it is as though we speak another language entire--nevermind that we are.

So there will be many questions, if you speak plain, and truly do not mind it. I feel to warn you of that now.

[Chuckle chuckle.]

If I can take care of small children with ease and teach them lessons on how to behave, I'm more than certain I can explain whatever you might have in mind. Ask away~

Such questions must develop with time. I do not have them yet.

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