asgardeventide | First Bewitching ☾ Video;

[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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... what the fuck kind of hippie name is Bayonetta?

[The Boss is not impressed. Okay, he's impressed by the way she looks, but this is the Boss we're talking about; he hangs out with hot girls on a regular basis.]

[A wry grin and a cocked eyebrow at that.]

It's a name I came up with, darling. I prefer it much more than my other one.

Kansas.

And I wasn't planning on asking.

...Thought Witches wanted to keep that kind of information to themselves.

Okay, seriously. Bayonetta? Did you just look up something in a dictionary and then add an a? I mean, what name is more embarassing?

[Sorry, he's gonna need some explanation here. Seriously. Bayonetta?]

So another from Earth, then?

[Interesting, though not that surprising. Not at this point.]

It's always better to say then to let others assume~ I've had quite a few people ask that when they first ran across me.

[Enzo really is kind of shortsided. 8|;]

You introduced yourself. That is not where you come from.

Some do, some don't. It depends on who you ask~

[Eyebrow quirk! Well, at least he took her advice to heart, since he's no longer messy. There's a flick of the wrist at his statement and she chuckles.]

All you had to do was ask, dear. I'm from Earth.

An' you're one of the ones who seriously doesn't mind broadcasting that everywhere. [ what on earrthhhhhh Witches aren't supposed to get along with humans or be anywhere near their cities ]

Present and accounted for.

I'm guessing you're not from Earth.

It's much more memorable than most names these days.

[A pause as she shifts.]

But a name is just a name, isn't it? What matters is what you yourself can do~ That's when it means something.

I'm beginning to think there are a lot of people from there here.

[A shake of the head at that, though!]

You might be surprised, darling. I come from Earth as well.

[Another pause.]

I'm just gonna call you Witch.

[Here, have a third pause. Good things come in threes.]

So what can you do? I mean, shit, I was just busy on top of the world in Steelport, then I wake up and I'm apparently in freaky-ass Godland without any of my Saints. Might as well get to know people here.

Of course not. Half the time no one can even see me, so consider this your lucky day. [Do we care that we are openly admitting to stuff that witches in her place know? NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS GIVEN.]

[You are what would happen if Ruby had a child with Crowley and that thought seriously freaks him out.]

Then you travel to other worlds.

[Sam leans back in his chair, arching his eyebrows.]

Because you don't really look all that shocked to be here. Get into trouble back home? Or are you just a world-hopper?

...You must be pretty powerful then. [ jeebus woman--YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO HIM IN EVERY WAY ]

Witch it is, though I have a feeling you'll get used to my name sooner or later.

Oh, darling, what can I do? Quite a lot, though it appears I've been raided of most of my powers here. But I'm sure these girls-

[And here she indicates the guns on her feet and lying by her legs, Scarborough Fair]

--are more than willing to still play a few games.

[It's a good thing she doesn't have her powers here, otherwise Sam would prooooobably not want to talk to her for a long while.]

Considering my job back home was taking care of angels, I would say so. I've been in several dimensions already. Paradiso, space, underground volcanic caverns- nothing really surprises me.

[And now she leans forward, curious.]

We're talking all about me here, and while I don't mind in the least, I'm sure at least a name would do to remember, wouldn't it? Or would you prefer I give you a nickname?

[That's all very interesting, Bayonetta, but Sam zeroes in on one particularly important aspect of your little introduction speech.]

I'm ... Sam -- sorry, you take care of what?

[Guess who is telling Castiel and Gabriel to keep their ever loving mouths shut for the duration of their stay in Asgard.]

[Well even if she does figure it out, it's not like she'd go after them anyway. They're not bird creatures and they don't look ugly. :|b]

Angels. But probably not the kind you're used to. The ones I face are more like hideous monsters- some are birds, others are cats, I've faced a dragon and a tentacle angel as well. They're... unique, and I don't mind putting them out of their misery.

[She's not stupid, Sam. She's clarifying. And unless they start shit with her, they shouldn't worry.]

Only if you think so~

[Which just means YES SHE IS because she took down a god and didn't even flinch.]

Is that what those things are called? [Guess who's one of those people who's never seen the like before!]

I'm Link, and I'm from Hyrule. [The mention of being a witch is kind of curious, but he doesn't ask. He's seen weirder]

[Look, Cas and Gabriel are his people, okay, Sam just looks out for his friends. ... well, okay, he looks out for Cas, and Gabriel happens to not be dead anymore, and Sam would rather that not happen again, because that sucked. 8|]

The angels in my world definitely don't fit that description, but I'm betting they could if they really, seriously wanted to.

[Who knows, Gabriel's done some super fucked up shit, maybe he got bored one night and decided to make some sort of freakish chimera for the lulz.]

Why call them 'angels'? Ours aren't exactly storybook divine beings, but they definitely aren't mutated monsters. Are yours sent from Heaven or are they just experiments gone wrong by some crazy guy who wanted to call them angels?

I think for some of us it may less be an issue of where than of when.

[Especially those of us wearing sixteenth-century Japanese clothing.]

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