asgardeventide | First Bewitching ☾ Video;

[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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...Thought Witches wanted to keep that kind of information to themselves.

Some do, some don't. It depends on who you ask~

An' you're one of the ones who seriously doesn't mind broadcasting that everywhere. [ what on earrthhhhhh Witches aren't supposed to get along with humans or be anywhere near their cities ]

Of course not. Half the time no one can even see me, so consider this your lucky day. [Do we care that we are openly admitting to stuff that witches in her place know? NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS GIVEN.]

...You must be pretty powerful then. [ jeebus woman--YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO HIM IN EVERY WAY ]

Only if you think so~

[Which just means YES SHE IS because she took down a god and didn't even flinch.]

--It ain't that impressive. [ >( HE IS CHILL AND SMOOTH. YES. ]

[A chuckle.] If you say so, darling.

Tche...

You wind up here like the rest of us?

Just like everyone else, yes. I figure there's more important things to be doing than worrying about what's happening back home.

You mean 'sides the psychos calling themselves gods and telling us to paint the town. Literally?

[Another chuckle.]

Gods can be much more real than you believe.

Yeah, yeah! I don't need the history lesson--I know all about those assholes. The ones in this fucked-up place ain't them though.

Well it never hurts to brush up on your history, does it?

Books ain't my thing.

I never said you had to read, darling.

[TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL~]

Fuck you, that's how most people learn!

Use your head, dear. I'm sure it's not that difficult.

[ it is so pathetic that he doesn't get it ksgdskgds ]

Whatever!

[Oh my god you are so easy to troll Kaz. Here let Bayonetta find you and boobsquish you to death. She's laughing right now.]

Asking around never hurts. Don't forget that~

[ NO THANK YOU BAYONETTA 8'( ]

I don' need anyone's help.

If you say so, darling.

[ HE DOES >((( and now he will be clicking his bracelet-thingy off, so there ]

First Bewitching ☾ Video;

[audio] eff you, bayonetta you cheat by announcing that you're a witch >(

[audio] X) bayonetta don't curr you silly boy~

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[audio] these icons are wet dreams

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[audio] i'm glad for fanart okok :|b

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