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[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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I simply speak the truth.

Cross Marian, General of the Black Order. A pleasure, Bayonetta.

It certainly is a pleasure, Cross. What exactly did you do as a general back home?

I traveled the world looking for pieces of a "heirloom," so to speak, for the Order. I also look for those who are able to utilize a piece and become Exorcists.

What does a witch such as yourself do?

Exorcists? You must have your hands full quite often~

Me? I take care of angels. They can be rather troublesome if they're left unattended.

We do indeed.

It sounds like you deal with a non-conventional type of angel.

I can imagine so.

Mmmm, quite. They tend to want to often cause havoc to rebirth the world, and to take souls when they can.

These "angels" sound like the Akuma I have to deal with on a weekly basis. The only difference is that Akuma want to kill to speed up their own evolution.

Isn't that odd- the more I ask, the more similar several worlds seem to be. I find it rather interesting, actually. I didn't mind it, though. It let me put the ugly things out of their misery.

Who doesn't enjoy putting disgusting things out of their misery?

I've yet to meet someone who had poor taste to let something like that live, but I suppose they are here somewhere.

There is always that one person who spoils the fun of others.

It's a rather good thing they're few and far between, however.

I agree.

What house are you a lovely resident of, Bayonetta?

Ah, that would be Thor. The man seemed quite boisterous when I talked to him last, and also terribly confused at any modern talk I gave him.

And what about you, Cross? Where are you placed?

Baldr. I have yet to run into its namesake, though.

Baldr. Interesting. I wonder what all of these gods themselves are like, really. But I'm sure I'll find out over time, after all. A girl has to keep herself entertained somehow.

There are certainly other ways to stay entertained besides waiting to meet our respective deities.

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