First Bewitching ☾ Video;

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

Comments

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

Someone told me about this television thing. A curious thing, really. [ and it's not so amazing, considering it's all blue and stuff. ]

What's a microwave though?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Wait till you see people talking and walking in it. :|b]

It is.

A microwave cooks food. Like a stove, but quicker.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

[ he'll probably sit in front of it forever. ]

And there's one in this house as well?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

I'd suppose so. It wouldn't be fair if only one house had it and not all the others.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

Good point. [ he's now going to wander around the house in search of that microwave thing. ] What does it look like?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Most of them are small metal rectangles that have doors on them. They look like they have buttons on them too- they're numbers.

[ashjsafgjkhsafjghsaf Bayonetta is teaching people what a TV and a microwave is i cannot even-]

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

It sounds like an oven of some sort.

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

A smaller version, yes. That's why it was made.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

So it's a portable oven?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[...how does she even get into these conversations, sigh.]

Not exactly portable, darling- you can't carry the thing around with you everywhere. But it's safer than an oven and much smaller.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

[ much patience, bayonetta has. ]

Ah, I think I found it. [ give him a second -- ] And it's also connected to the wall, just like that television!

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Well she put up with little Cereza and grew to love her, so she knows how to deal with people.]

Yes. That's a plug, dear.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

A plug for what?

[ plug = something to stop things from spilling out :[ ]

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[That would be a chuckle there oh boy]

See how it connects to a long strand? That's a wire. On the end of the wire is the plug.

Oh, the plug connects to the wall to provide electricity. You know what lightning is, correct?

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

I'm familiar with lightning, yes. [ though he doesn't look very happy with his memories of it. ]

Well, anyway! So how do I cook food with this? I just place it inside?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

You open the door to the microwave, and then close it. Then press a button, and it starts. Simple, really.

[She finds this so amusing, ydek.]

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

And I can place any food inside, right?

[ brb walking over to the large ice box a.k.a. the ref to search for something to test on. ]

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Just as long as you keep an eye on it, yes.