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[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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Would you? Perhaps I'll have to spank you too, darling, should we ever come across each other~

[SFAHJGSAFGHJKSAFGHJKASF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE /DYING]

Then I guess I'll do my best to be a naughty angel, just for you! Not even sure what that means, but it sounds like fun.

[ I DON'T KNOW BUT I CAN'T STOP. ]

Then it's a date~ Do I get to know the name of my supposed naughty angel, or are you just going to keep me on my toes?

[I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL and she is going to tear him to shreds trolling him asfjhgsfakgjhfsaghkjasf]

Juuza Amakusa, at your service! Whether it be dates or spankings... maybe both... I'm your man.

[ next time on when terrible trolls collide... ]

I will definitely keep that in mind for the future~

Glad to hear it. I'm fine with giving or receiving, too.

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