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[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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I imagine it is a beautiful place, then.

He was... quite the interesting one. Boromir, I believe his name was. He insisted that people were stuck in a television.

[ A low, low chuckle. ]

You must be from the house of Thor.

Mmmmm, quite. Has he told you about his adventures already?

He is my Steward.

[ In his head, that is the best answer. ]

A Steward? Well, I had no idea! He's a rather adorable Steward, if you ask me.

[ ... That might be a laugh. It might just be a laugh, okay. ]

Do not refer to him as such, it is without dignity.

[And she's chuckling right back.]

Oh I won't, witch's honor, darling. So if Boromir is your Steward, what might I call you?

Aragorn.

How much is a witch's honour worth?

A pleasure, Aragorn.

Considering I don't give it often, I'd say it's worth quite a lot.

I shall guard it wisely, thus.

And I shall keep it, regardless of what may come. If anything does, of course.

So, Aragorn... tell me about yourself, darling.

There is little to tell.

What do you believe might 'come', if anything does?

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