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[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

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[msattentionspan]

Damn, that's gotta suck. [she smirks]

Was it a white wedding?

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[mccallmemaybe]

It was more of a red wedding.

I was wearing red pants.

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[teenyoda]

I hate you so hard right now.

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ What's up, husband? ] What? Why?

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[madcuriosity]

[Alice is biting her lip, trying really hard not to smile.]

Oh my... well, I suppose you shan't be drinking anymore.

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[mccallmemaybe]

That's what I said the last time.

[ His husband can be very persuasive when it comes to alcohol. ]

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[freezerburned]

...you married Stiles.

[Sorry, brb laughing. Laughing so much at you both.]

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[better]

I should've bet you money.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Shut up. [ Shut your stupid, perfect face, Isaac. ]

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[nukeoleptic]

called it :3

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[mccallmemaybe]

What?! But I'm with Allison!

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[livedtwice]

Are you absolutely certain that it's only because of the alcohol?

... I mean, I'd rather like to avoid this, personally.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Uh... I think I remember accidentally knocking stuff over at one of the god's altars the night we got married? That might have something to do with getting cursed like this...

So I guess drinking alcohol here is fine, as long as you stay away from the shrines. [ And don't piss off the gods somehow. ]

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[tonsofpun]

Nice.

Who wore the dress?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Stiles.

[ He's lying. There was no dress. ]

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[predators]

[ how is it, that when it comes to vast amounts of stupidity, you two always manage to go above and beyond?

but have a sigh as he half wonders why he doesn't just ignore this. ] Starting to miss the inability to get drunk yet, Scott?

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ It's a gift. ]

...Maybe.

Do you know anyone who would date Stiles? [ Because obviously Derek is the right person to ask that question. ]

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[gymnast]

[ Allison sends him a quick text of confirmation and heads down to the lake. Since she already knew about this, Allison's not exactly surprised to hear it, though she's a little surprised Scott actually told the network at large. But it's not like it changes anything between them, it's just... really weird.

If Scott was going to marry anyone here, Allison thought it would be her, curse or not.

When she catches sight of him at the park, she smiles and picks up the pace a little. ] I really hope you're not giving me a key to your new place with Stiles. [ It's meant to be a joke - she really is trying her - but it's a little subpar. Still, she moves to kiss him when she's close enough. ]

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott regretted telling the network as soon as Isaac responded by teasing and talking about polygamy. Scott had just wanted to be helpful and warn others.

When he sees Allison, Scott gets up from the blanket on the grass he's sitting on to greet her, cringing a little at what she says. As funny as it is being married to Stiles, it's also awkwardly embarrassing and Scott would rather be married to the girl kissing him right now. ] No, definitely not... Thanks for coming. Wanna sit? I brought a blanket so you wouldn't get grass stains. [ Is he thoughtful or what? ]

ANONYMOUS TEXT :)

[asgardsbeauty]

[She's hardly the type to pull pranks like this and hide behind anonymity, but for Loki's sake...well, she'll make an exception.

It's just convenient that they decided to stumble into her district and make a mess of her altar. Really, boys. You could have at least cleaned up after yourselves.]

Perhaps you should leave an offering at each altar just to make sure the curse ends in a timely manner. You could leave it if you wish. The rings do look nice.

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[mccallmemaybe]

No, we definitely want the rings off. And I want my surname back. [ Not that there's anything wrong with Stilinski... ]

What kind of offering?

Should I leave a puppy?

I'm not leaving a puppy to be sacrificed.

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[intelligently]

I'm not certain that anyone else would do that. [ Get drunk and end up married to Stiles. Or one of those things ]

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[mccallmemaybe]

You never know. It could happen to you and Allison. [ But the girls would never be stupid enough to get as drunk as Scott and Stiles did and then accidentally make a mess of a god's altar. They had way more sense than that. ]

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[forgetyourusedtobe]

[She's trying not to laugh.]

You think you'll get many takers for that?

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ There aren't any takers. Poor Stiles. ]

I probably should have asked after we figure out a way to end the curse. [ Oops. Too late now. ]

[pratentious]

You got married. To a man.

[ That isn't Allison. Not that Allison is a man, but he's kind of stuck on this one. ]

not here;

[gymnast]

[ BUT PLEASE BE NICE TO HIM, ARTHUR, OR ALLISON WILL BE VERY VERY UPSET WITH YOU. ]

So late!

[tradingsecrets]

[He stares at Scott and then smiles slightly, though albeit not as radiant as it normally would have been. But he just starts to chuckle and then he breaks out into a laugh.]

Congratulations? I never took you as a person who would enjoy an open relationship.

no worries!

[mccallmemaybe]

Dude. [ That better be a joke, Finnick. You know Allison is the only one for him. ]