video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

Comments

[mccallmemaybe]

WHAT

NO

I'M NOT DOING THAT

1/2

[asgardsbeauty]

What a pity.

[asgardsbeauty]

[Freya waits for some time before she puts Scott out of his horror and misery.]

Relax. You mustn't believe everything the books say about us.

[They don't really sacrifice animals. At least not anymore.]

Incense and flowers will do. Sea shells as well if you can find any.

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Has anyone ever told you you have a morbid sense of humor, Freya? ]

I can definitely get those things. [ He's so relieved he doesn't have to sacrifice a puppy. ] Any particular flower?

[asgardsbeauty]

[It's been mentioned before.]

Any will do. The curse will end soon after you have made the offerings.