video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

Comments

[gymnast]

[ Good excuse, except: ] I'm not going to kill him because of something the gods did. [ And it's not like they're acting like they're married or anything; Scott still wants to be with her and all. ] He should know that.

[freezerburned]

Yeah... um...

[About that- !]

You know how he gets... [And he tops that off with an awkward sort of laugh.]

[gymnast]

[ We're not going to touch on what happens back home, alright? This is all fun and games and figurative, not literal, thanks. Allison doesn't want to think about comments Isaac has made previously about what she's done. ]

Still. [ She doesn't want people thinking she's into that. It's bad enough that her boyfriend's married his best friend and is still dating her, even if it's a god thing. ] This whole situation's weird enough; we don't need to add threesomes and stuff into it, too.

[freezerburned]

...duly noted.

[Isaac offers her a small, two-finger salute, ducking his head a little, still embarrassed at this whole thing.]

I won't bring it up again if you won't.

[gymnast]

I wasn't planning on it. Trust me. [ Because, really, not her thing. Thanks. ]