video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

Comments

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[freezerburned]

Pretty sure there was a betting pool going around school at one point or another.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

There was not. [ There so was. ]

[Video]

[freezerburned]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

I put five bucks toward you being married by twenty.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Why? We're friends.

[Video]

[freezerburned]

Well, now you're married.

[Have fun with that.]

Did you really take his last name? I'd have thought that you would be- well. [A delicate cough.]

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ What does that cough mean, Isaac? ]

It's not like I had a choice... Scott Stilinski sounds better than Stiles McCall though.

[Video]

[freezerburned]

Does that mean he's on top?

[DID HE REALLY JUST-

YEAH HE JUST DID.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Really, Isaac? Do you want to know all the details for the little fantasy you've got going on in that head of yours? ]

What do you think?

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[freezerburned]

[What little fantasy, gosh, he doesn't stare at anyone's butt or anything okay there is no way he would ever imagine his friends naked. That's stupid. Super stupid.]

Well, that's why I'm surprised. I figured it'd be you, but if you're taking the last name...

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[mccallmemaybe]

Sounds like you've given this a lot of thought. [ Scott might be blushing. ] Neither of us are on top because we don't have sex. With each other.

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[freezerburned]

It's a joke.

[Obviously he hasn't thought about this at all, okay.]

Allison's already told me that she's not into the whole threesome thing.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Uh... well... thanks for finding that out for me?

[ Awkward cough. MOVING ON... ]

Did the ghosts give you any trouble?

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[freezerburned]

[He just sort of shrugs.]

Stiles actually came over and... I guess helped me out a little. Took a bite out of me, but no lasting damage.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

It did what?

Are you okay?!

[Video]

[freezerburned]

Oh, not- literally. It threw a bowl at me and cut my eyebrow.

[He leans in close to show, and yeah, there's a little healing over cut.]

Stiles actually patched me up.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Ouch...

First I hear you're getting along with Allison, now Stiles. [ Scott looks pleased. ]

[Video]

[freezerburned]

It wasn't a pretty picture.

[He shrugs, glancing off at Scott's words. He doesn't mean to be defensive, but it's- sort of a sensitive subject. Even Isaac doesn't realize what he's doing half the time.]

Yeah? I can talk to who I want.

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ That gets a bit of a hurt look in return. He did look happy for Isaac until that. ]

I know. It's not like I disapprove.

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[freezerburned]

[There's a pause, and he pulls back slightly, his jaw set. He didn't mean to hurt him, it's just...]

-yeah, I know. Everything's just really confusing right now, alright? [Isaac glances away.] I shouldn't have snapped.

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[mccallmemaybe]

It is? [ What's Isaac confused about? That's what Scott is wondering... ] It's okay... Do you wanna talk about it? [ Not that Scott has any idea what "it" is, but if something's bothering him... ]

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[better]

I definitely didn't hear about that one. Unless, this is a post-my time thing.

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[freezerburned]

I think some of the jocks started it.

[He shrugs.]

It went around the lacrosse team, anyway.

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[better]

Ahhh, one of those mythical locker room things. [She's joking, obviously.]

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[freezerburned]

Trust me, Erica, I'd tell you if they showered together.

[BUT ALAS, they did not.]

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[better]

[YOU ARE BUSTING HER OUT IN PUBLIC!!!!]

Awww, I can always count on you.