video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

Comments

[pratentious]

You got married. To a man.

[ That isn't Allison. Not that Allison is a man, but he's kind of stuck on this one. ]

not here;

[gymnast]

[ BUT PLEASE BE NICE TO HIM, ARTHUR, OR ALLISON WILL BE VERY VERY UPSET WITH YOU. ]

not here;

[pratentious]

[ BUT ALLISON HE MARRIED SOMEONE THAT IS NOT YOU. AND IS ALSO A MAN.

Arthur's just v.v. confused okay. ]

not here;

[gymnast]

[ JUST BE NICE THAT'S ALL SHE ASKS. ]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Don't give him that look, Arthur. You're practically married to Merlin. ]

Yeah. [ And now Scott thinks about it... ] It's cool that gay marriage is allowed here.

...Not that we're gay.

[pratentious]

[ Don't even start, he's already been called Arthur's girlfriend and husband. ]

And ... gay marriage, is that a twenty-first century thing?

[mccallmemaybe]

Yeah. A lot of people don't approve of it though so it's only legal in a few places, which sucks. But maybe one day anyone can get gay married wherever they want. That'd be awesome.