video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

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[teenyoda]

Come here and I'll show you just how happy I am to go for it.

[Hedaresyou]

[freezerburned]

Nah, I think you should keep anything involving dicks between you and your new husband.

[teenyoda]

I really, really hate you right now. I don't even know what god did it to go ask them to undo it.

[freezerburned]

Well, it wasn't Hel or Odin. They don't have a sense of humor.

[teenyoda]

You're probably right. I barely remember it. It's like a bad movie. A really bad movie.

[freezerburned]

Let's see...

[He tries to think of what he knows about the gods.]

I don't think Sigyn would have- or any of her kids, really. Or Heimdall... that leaves, uh... Thor, Loki, Sigyn, Freya, and Baldr? Oh, and Freyr, I guess he's still alive.

[teenyoda]

I don't know, man. Maybe Scott remembers more.

[He doubted it, though. He'd sort of made him slam down six shots of tequila at once. As payback.]

[freezerburned]

[....how is Scott not dead.]

Maybe we can just get Allison married to someone and then everyone would be even.

[teenyoda]

Hey, why not you? I bet Scott would love that.

[freezerburned]

Ha ha.

[Dry as can be. Hey, she's a beautiful girl, though...]

I was thinking Lydia. If we're going with the best friend theme.

[....mmmm Allison and Lydia is a much nicer thought than Scott and Stiles. Don't lie.]

[teenyoda]

Eww, don't even kid about that. Jackson would try to take advantage of that somehow and I'm pretty sure Scott would be all kinds of not okay with that.

[freezerburned]

Ew. No, Jackson isn't going to be involved. Ever.

[This face.]

He can die alone.

[teenyoda]

In a hole. With bugs. In his eyes.

[gymnast]

[ She's not even going to comment on the Isaac suggestion here, kthnx. ]

I'm not marrying anyone, Stiles. Even if I did, you guys wouldn't have any kind of say on who. This whole thing with you and Scott will just blow over, like everything else the gods throw at us.

[teenyoda]

Hey, I never said you had to. That was him. I was just pointing out the flaws.

[There were so many flaws.]

I really hope it does. But do you think you could ask your soul mate to stop trying to raffle me off like a pathetic shelter animal?

[gymnast]

Still. [ You're talking about it, Stiles. It counts as being part of the planning. ]

Raffling requires tickets and money, you know. [ She can't resist the tease, alright? Don't hate her. ] But he's just trying to be helpful.

[teenyoda]

[Advocating against it was not talking about it.]

Uh huh. By making me out to be too pathetic to gt anyone on my own. Which I'm not even interested in, by the way. There are giants and crazy gods and a whole bunch of crap here. Not exactly the optimal time to be picking out floral arrangements and dinnerware.

[gymnast]

That's not at all what he's doing, Stiles. He's just trying to be a good friend. But if you don't want him doing it, just ask him to stop. I'm sure he'll listen.

[teenyoda]

[He knew that. But he was allowed to vent about his best friend being a goober.]

I know. Doesn't mean I have to jump up and down with joy over it.

[gymnast]

Did I say you had to?

[teenyoda]

No. Did I say you had?

[gymnast]

No. [ She just wasn't sure if he thought she'd implied it. ]

[teenyoda]

[Stiles tried not to assume much of anything when it came to what went through the minds of women.]

Good. Then I'm going to go and try to sort this whole mistake out.

[gymnast]

Good luck. [ The sooner it gets sorted, the better if you ask Allison. She gives Stiles a slight smile and wave before ending the feed. ]