video; six full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ This is Scott McCall. Except his name is coming up as Scott Stilinski on the network. Stilinski is his best friend's surname. All shall be explained. ]

So I was going to talk about this sooner but there was that ghost problem and it didn't seem like an appropriate time to talk about my... marriage. [ Yes, that is a wedding ring on his finger. Which won't come off. ]

I just wanted to warn everyone not to get drunk here. Because if you get drunk, one of the gods might find it funny to curse you and your best friend to be married while you're drunkenly declaring your love for each other. Even if you have a girlfriend. [ The situation he's describing? Is basically what happened to him. ]

Sorry to my friends who weren't invited to our wedding. It was so out of the blue even we didn't see it coming. [ Scott is facepalming so hard right now. ]

Does anybody want to date my husband, by the way? [ Because Stiles will not shut up about being single, even is he's a married man now. ] Anyone who doesn't have a problem with dating someone who has a husband.

[ locked to Allison ]

Will you meet me by the lake at the park? I need to give you something.

[ end lock ]

Comments

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[freezerburned]

...you married Stiles.

[Sorry, brb laughing. Laughing so much at you both.]

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[better]

I should've bet you money.

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[teenyoda]

Both of you can bite me.

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[freezerburned]

Actually- I think that's Scott's job, now.

[teenyoda]

Ah ha. Ha ha ha, you're so funny.

See if I help you in the future ever again.

[freezerburned]

Dunno why you're acting like it's a bad thing.

[Shrug and smirk.]

Scott's a very strapping young man, don't you think?

[teenyoda]

Wouldn't know. He never deflowered me.

[That was a joke, Isaac, and you'd better treat it like one.]

Why don't you go get married to him and see how much of a joyride it is?

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[better]

I'm not being mean.

[teenyoda]

Right. Because laughing at my tragedy isn't mean at all.

[better]

You probably don't have to actually follow this, you know.

[teenyoda]

Follow what?

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[freezerburned]

Pretty sure there was a betting pool going around school at one point or another.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

There was not. [ There so was. ]

[Video]

[freezerburned]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

I put five bucks toward you being married by twenty.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Why? We're friends.

[Video]

[freezerburned]

Well, now you're married.

[Have fun with that.]

Did you really take his last name? I'd have thought that you would be- well. [A delicate cough.]

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[better]

I definitely didn't hear about that one. Unless, this is a post-my time thing.

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[freezerburned]

I think some of the jocks started it.

[He shrugs.]

It went around the lacrosse team, anyway.

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[better]

Ahhh, one of those mythical locker room things. [She's joking, obviously.]

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[freezerburned]

Trust me, Erica, I'd tell you if they showered together.

[BUT ALAS, they did not.]

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

Shut up. [ Shut your stupid, perfect face, Isaac. ]

[Video]

[freezerburned]

It's alright. I mean, I'm pretty sure everyone in school knew that you were going to end up with your lawfully wedded husband sooner or later anyway.

[Video]

[thoughtless]

If I ever get home, Danny owes me a hundred bucks.

And Scott— no, nobody knows anyone who would date Stiles. Except you, obviously.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Lies. Danny would totally bet they'd get married.

It's really weird when Jackson calls him by his first name by the way. ]

Your opinion doesn't count. [ On account of Jackson being an asshole. ]

[Video]

[thoughtless]

[ yeah it's weird for him too, don't make a big deal out of it ok. blame the fact that 90% of their social interaction is no longer on a lacrosse field. ]

You asked.

[ which would be a surprisingly pleasant way to end this, but if wishes were horses. ]

What about Allison? Maid of honor, right? Or was she even invited?