1st song

[madamemoiselle]

[Well, Diva's morning has been interesting. Coming back from the dead into a monochromatic castle was definitely not one of the things that she wanted to experience. Nor was trying to figure out what the hell this bracelet was supposed to do, but she manages. Somehow.]

[Unfortunately, it's at a rather inopportune time. The video is showing a rather odd angle, but it rotates on the wearer's wrist to show one of the locals lying on the ground.]

Oh? It turned on?

[The video shows a young woman's face instead, with a dribble of blood coming from the corner of her mouth.]

That's how this is supposed to work? That's stupid. [She frowns in annoyance, but then looks thoughtful instead] Ah~ Actually, maybe I can ask! The people here, they're disgusting. They don't taste right at all.

[sigh! her life is so difficult, can't you see.] Hey, are there any normal humans here? I need to get something to eat, but these aren't worth anything at all.

[She looks off screen, and there's a dull thud, like she just kicked the person laying on the ground. But with that, she gives the "camera" an absolutely brilliant smile, then it cuts out.]

Comments

[video]

[whatagoodgirl]

Wh - what's going on? What did you do?

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[madamemoiselle]

[Oh, what, it's talking? Diva turns the bracelet and frowns at it briefly, but once she understands, she's all smiles again]

What did I do? Well, I was just getting something to eat, of course! You have to eat to survive, right?

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[whatagoodgirl]

[Everything - voice, expression, posture - darkening.]

Did you kill them?

[departing]

It's not stupid...I think.

I wouldn't mind teaching you how to use it. Um...

Pardon me, but what did you mean by normal humans?

[How would that even work? Curiosity why.]

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[madamemoiselle]

[Her lips purse, since she's a bit surprised. Really, what he got out of that was the bracelet?]

Ah, that's sweet of you! How am I supposed to say no to that kind of generosity?

[Diva tilts her head, that smile always staying] But you know, would you still say that if it's because I told you they taste bad? Or... I guess it's more like they don't taste like anything. It's horrible.

[audio]

[parasiteye]

You actually tried tasting them? What're you, some kind of leech?

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[madamemoiselle]

Ugh, a leech? Of course not, that's disgusting! [I mean really]

[ audio ]

[entreats]

[ ... is this for real -- Ange frowns slightly. ]

Did you seriously try to eat that person?

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[madamemoiselle]

[Why do so many people have a problem understanding this? Diva signs]

Well, yes, of course. I don't want to starve myself to death or anything.

[ordonian]

Taste right? [Something to eat... ? Well uh. You don't sound like a good guy to him, Diva.]

You're eating them?

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[madamemoiselle]

[It's a good assessment, really.]

Well, yes. I need to drink blood to live, so why wouldn't I? But they taste really bad, so there's no way I'm doing that again.

[text]

[hypertoxic]

A human that eats other humans? You must 8e like a rain8ow drinker. Unless you're one of those people that looks human 8ut isn't! So annoying.

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[madamemoiselle]

[Well then. The text is definitely confusing, and a reply doesn't come for a while while she tries to figure it out.]

[...But eventually just goes "fuck it" and replies with video]

Well, I guess I am? I don't know what a... You meant "rainbow drinker," right? I don't know what that is, but I like how it sounds. It sounds pretty. [She smiles sweetly, since it really does]

But you're right! I'm not human, but sorry that's annoying! At least you know, right? Most people like me hide it so that no one knows. It's better for us, but I don't like having to do that.

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[bloodyperky]

[ ... on the other side of the screen, his eyes narrow. ]

... are they dead?

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[madamemoiselle]

[the kanyest shrugs of kanyeshrugs]

Probably. I didn't really check. Jeez, I don't understand why everyone cares about that so much.

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[machinajackass]

Hope you aren't planning on eating a human, lady.

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[madamemoiselle]

[She gives the camera another brilliant smile]

Well, of course I am. I don't want to die!

[video]

[designerchild]

[ This reeks of DME addicts. With that on his mind, instead of scanning the other comments made by people as he usually does, Jr.’s anger and repulsion drives him into immediately opening a new feed to Diva, his expression dark. ]

Okay, lady, I don’t care if you’re the damn pickiest eater in this city, you’re not going to go around treating people or the citizens here like they’re yours to…to…

[ “…to feed on,” but that’s so weird to say, so he clenches his jaw and huffs. Then again, as he stews over it, the idea might not be that weird. After all, he’s spoken to talking ponies and hedgehogs here, so who’s to say that…well, the creatures of the night, from the stories he used to read…who’s to say vampires don’t exist? ]

You…you’re not a cannibal, are you?

[ I know what you are.

Vampire desu. ]

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[madamemoiselle]

[She greets his indignation with a really quite lovely smile]

A cannibal? No, of course not. That would mean that I'm human, right?

[She giggles] So it's not really about being picky. I guess even though I am. You know, people taste really different.

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[verifies]

[ well that's a pretty disturbing thing to hear, but all the same curiosity gets the better of him. ]

...how are they supposed to taste?

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[madamemoiselle]

[Cheerfully,] Well, every person tastes different. Like, I really like boys a lot more than girls! And younger ones too, they're definitely the best. Actually, I think the best age for any of Us is before they turn thirty... It's when they taste the best! Old people definitely taste the worst, but people that drink and smoke a lot, they're pretty bad too.

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[fourstars]

[ Blood: check. Lifeless body: check. Compromising broadcast: check. ]

... What did you just do to that person.

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[madamemoiselle]

[Smiles!!] Well, I drank their blood, of course! It wasn't any good, though, so it really wasn't even worth the effort.

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[suitsmyfancy]

[If there's one thing Hazama hates as much as cats, it's fucking vampires. But hey, at least she's not Rachel.]

You missed a spot.

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[madamemoiselle]

[She tilts her head in genuine curiosity] ...Did I? How so?