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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

You've got it all backwards! Battler-chan doesn't love me, but Ange's all about dad! You're the absentee, sure it's exciting when you come around, but me and Ange hang out every day!

[titties]

It's completely different here, you old bastard! Ange been all about her Oniichan! She hasn't mentioned you at all!

[gunsgoldgirls]

W-what?! That's a lie and you know it! Maybe she just hasn't said it around you...!!! Yeah, it's just 'cause you're the only one around, so she has to make do!

[titties]

That has nothing to do with it! And besides, I'm not the only family she's had here!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Huh? Kyrie hasn't been here, right? Nobody else can even compete against the direct family! Consider yourself lucky to have direct relation to my cute daughter, you should be thanking me.

[titties]

Denied! Not in a million years, you old fart!

[gunsgoldgirls]

C'mon, Battler-chan, daddy's waiting, you love him, right? Isn't he the greatest there is? You've been spoiled rotten, haven't you? Rotten enough to disrespect your father.

[titties]

Like Hell! You couldn't pay me to say any of that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's not what that witch says.

[titties]

[ well. damn ] You talked to Beato, huh?

[gunsgoldgirls]

'Beato'? Yeah, I guess so. She kept saying 'ask him', though.

While we're on the topic, guess I'll ask, are you finally a man or do I have to keep calling you boy?

[titties]

W, Whaaaaat?! That's none of your damned business! [ though he should probably tell rudolf he's married now, huh... ]

... But, well... about that....

[gunsgoldgirls]

Come on, spit it out!

[titties]

[ admittedly, there's some hesitance on his end before he does it -- but he'll hold his hand up-- the one that has the head's ring on it. he remembers how everyone reacted when he got this ring the last time, so.... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He just stares at it for a while...how could his idiot son become the head?!]

Wha-

Did you solve that epitaph or something? But dad was already dead, so...was it the witch? When did you even have time to do that?! Is that how you celebrate getting rid of me?

[titties]

Shut up, you bastard. That's not it at all. --Yeah, at one point in time, I did solve it. ... To be perfectly honest with you, I was pretty uncertain about taking this ring in the first place. If anything, I would have gladly given the ring to someone else who wanted it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'd say I'd take it off your hands, but being the head would be shit. I'd take the money gladly, but Aniki and Aneki can fight for the title. You make it sound like a long time ago, you haven't been around here long, right? So it's not 'at one point in time', it's 'right after you died, father dearest'! Sounds like celebrating to me.

[titties]

Dammit.... As much as it's true that in the past, I would have been more then happy to be rid of you... The way it happened wasn't what I wished for at all! You might have been a bastard, but you didn't deserve to die, Dad...! None of us did!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Only in the past, huh? So you are happy to see me! Having a hard time being the head and need some advice from the old dad, do you? Or after losing me and crying for hours over my body you finally realized how alike we are and how much fun we have?

[What is having a serious conversation with his son. He's just too nervous for it, okay.]

[titties]

Gaaaaaah! Shut up, you old bastard! I didn't cry at all, not at all! And there's no way we're alike! I'm entirely different from you!! Yeah, there's no way I'd have your weird freakish habits or anything like that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What freakish habits, huh?! I've got none of those and you know it! You just picked up a...few interests!

[And tendency to freak out over things? yes...]

[titties]

That's not true, and you know it! I'll have Kyrie-san tell you herself the next time I see her!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Kyrie'd never complain about me! You go right ahead and ask her, I guarantee there's nothing!

[Except a tonne]

[titties]

Yeah, right! I bet Kyrie-san has a ton of things to say~!

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way, knock it off! You don't know a thing, that woman doesn't care what I do! That's a trait you could've used...

[uh huh sure]