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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What freakish habits, huh?! I've got none of those and you know it! You just picked up a...few interests!

[And tendency to freak out over things? yes...]

[titties]

That's not true, and you know it! I'll have Kyrie-san tell you herself the next time I see her!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Kyrie'd never complain about me! You go right ahead and ask her, I guarantee there's nothing!

[Except a tonne]

[titties]

Yeah, right! I bet Kyrie-san has a ton of things to say~!

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way, knock it off! You don't know a thing, that woman doesn't care what I do! That's a trait you could've used...

[uh huh sure]

[titties]

Yeah, right! I'd take even the old fart's traits over any of yours, you know!

[ battler is just like him though except for the womanizer thing.... he's a pretty loyal husband... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[But Battler you have those, too]

Hell, at least I'm not a crazy old coot.

[He even has some of that, though...the parts that aren't womanizing and just...having a great appreciation for women, flirting, etc... Can't escape your genes, Battler!!]

[titties]

Dammit... We've gotten completely off topic! [ god its weird enough telling you that he's married you know!!! and to a witch on top of that... uwoo.... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, right, you were explaining about the witch and that fancy new ring.

[titties]

You already know about what the ring means, so there's no reason to explain too much, anyways. ... Its' true that I solved the epitaph, but there's more to what this ring means then that. [ yeah there's the witch thing but dammit this marriage thing is... well... weird enough to tell his dad as it is... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Well then, spit it out. If you've got something to say, you should say it, don't just pussyfoot around.

[And he just got done telling Beato how hard it is for him to tell Battler and Kyrie about the mother situation too :u]

1/2.

[titties]

Fine, fine! Now that you're alive, you'll probably be kicking the bucket again at any time in your old age, old man, so better right now than never!

[titties]

Beato--Beatrice... She's my wife. ... That's part of what this ring means.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[...what]

Oh, cool, that makes perfect sense. Just like they do it in the westerns, meet a girl, know her for a day and tell her she's going to marry you.

[titties]

[ well... technically it was kind of like that... ]

S, Shuddap. It wasn't like that at all.

[gunsgoldgirls]

So you're saying you knew her a long time before going back to Rokkenjima, eh? That makes even more sense. Haven't I warned you against getting married too quick?

[titties]

You don't even know the circumstances, you bastard! It happened before I even realized that I was getting married!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the worst thing you could've said! Don't follow in my footsteps, dammit!

[titties]

You don't have to worry about that! That's the last thing I'll ever do!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm saying you're already doing it! It pisses me off!

[titties]

W, What?! You have no way of knowing that! You have no idea what Beato and I are like to begin with!! Stop assuming thiiiiings!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, look who's talking. The brat who assumes things and runs away because of it.

[titties]

Oi, oi. Leave Mom out of this.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Oh, maybe this is a good opportunity, should he say it...Beatrice seemed to really want him to...]

I'm not dragging your mother into it, I'm only talking about you!

[titties]

Call it whatever you want. [ he can't really say that he doesn't regret it cause part of him does because of what it did to shannon... ppl died because battler lied, ect ] I could care less what you have to say about how I reacted to yours and Kyrie-san's marriage.