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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[titties]

Gaaaaaah! Shut up, you old bastard! I didn't cry at all, not at all! And there's no way we're alike! I'm entirely different from you!! Yeah, there's no way I'd have your weird freakish habits or anything like that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What freakish habits, huh?! I've got none of those and you know it! You just picked up a...few interests!

[And tendency to freak out over things? yes...]

[titties]

That's not true, and you know it! I'll have Kyrie-san tell you herself the next time I see her!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Kyrie'd never complain about me! You go right ahead and ask her, I guarantee there's nothing!

[Except a tonne]

[titties]

Yeah, right! I bet Kyrie-san has a ton of things to say~!

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way, knock it off! You don't know a thing, that woman doesn't care what I do! That's a trait you could've used...

[uh huh sure]

[titties]

Yeah, right! I'd take even the old fart's traits over any of yours, you know!

[ battler is just like him though except for the womanizer thing.... he's a pretty loyal husband... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[But Battler you have those, too]

Hell, at least I'm not a crazy old coot.

[He even has some of that, though...the parts that aren't womanizing and just...having a great appreciation for women, flirting, etc... Can't escape your genes, Battler!!]

[titties]

Dammit... We've gotten completely off topic! [ god its weird enough telling you that he's married you know!!! and to a witch on top of that... uwoo.... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, right, you were explaining about the witch and that fancy new ring.

[titties]

You already know about what the ring means, so there's no reason to explain too much, anyways. ... Its' true that I solved the epitaph, but there's more to what this ring means then that. [ yeah there's the witch thing but dammit this marriage thing is... well... weird enough to tell his dad as it is... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Well then, spit it out. If you've got something to say, you should say it, don't just pussyfoot around.

[And he just got done telling Beato how hard it is for him to tell Battler and Kyrie about the mother situation too :u]

1/2.

[titties]

Fine, fine! Now that you're alive, you'll probably be kicking the bucket again at any time in your old age, old man, so better right now than never!

[titties]

Beato--Beatrice... She's my wife. ... That's part of what this ring means.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[...what]

Oh, cool, that makes perfect sense. Just like they do it in the westerns, meet a girl, know her for a day and tell her she's going to marry you.

[titties]

[ well... technically it was kind of like that... ]

S, Shuddap. It wasn't like that at all.

[gunsgoldgirls]

So you're saying you knew her a long time before going back to Rokkenjima, eh? That makes even more sense. Haven't I warned you against getting married too quick?

[titties]

You don't even know the circumstances, you bastard! It happened before I even realized that I was getting married!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the worst thing you could've said! Don't follow in my footsteps, dammit!

[titties]

You don't have to worry about that! That's the last thing I'll ever do!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm saying you're already doing it! It pisses me off!

[titties]

W, What?! You have no way of knowing that! You have no idea what Beato and I are like to begin with!! Stop assuming thiiiiings!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, look who's talking. The brat who assumes things and runs away because of it.

[titties]

Oi, oi. Leave Mom out of this.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Oh, maybe this is a good opportunity, should he say it...Beatrice seemed to really want him to...]

I'm not dragging your mother into it, I'm only talking about you!