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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[titties]

Dammit... We've gotten completely off topic! [ god its weird enough telling you that he's married you know!!! and to a witch on top of that... uwoo.... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, right, you were explaining about the witch and that fancy new ring.

[titties]

You already know about what the ring means, so there's no reason to explain too much, anyways. ... Its' true that I solved the epitaph, but there's more to what this ring means then that. [ yeah there's the witch thing but dammit this marriage thing is... well... weird enough to tell his dad as it is... ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Well then, spit it out. If you've got something to say, you should say it, don't just pussyfoot around.

[And he just got done telling Beato how hard it is for him to tell Battler and Kyrie about the mother situation too :u]

1/2.

[titties]

Fine, fine! Now that you're alive, you'll probably be kicking the bucket again at any time in your old age, old man, so better right now than never!

[titties]

Beato--Beatrice... She's my wife. ... That's part of what this ring means.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[...what]

Oh, cool, that makes perfect sense. Just like they do it in the westerns, meet a girl, know her for a day and tell her she's going to marry you.

[titties]

[ well... technically it was kind of like that... ]

S, Shuddap. It wasn't like that at all.

[gunsgoldgirls]

So you're saying you knew her a long time before going back to Rokkenjima, eh? That makes even more sense. Haven't I warned you against getting married too quick?

[titties]

You don't even know the circumstances, you bastard! It happened before I even realized that I was getting married!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the worst thing you could've said! Don't follow in my footsteps, dammit!

[titties]

You don't have to worry about that! That's the last thing I'll ever do!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm saying you're already doing it! It pisses me off!

[titties]

W, What?! You have no way of knowing that! You have no idea what Beato and I are like to begin with!! Stop assuming thiiiiings!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, look who's talking. The brat who assumes things and runs away because of it.

[titties]

Oi, oi. Leave Mom out of this.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Oh, maybe this is a good opportunity, should he say it...Beatrice seemed to really want him to...]

I'm not dragging your mother into it, I'm only talking about you!

[titties]

Call it whatever you want. [ he can't really say that he doesn't regret it cause part of him does because of what it did to shannon... ppl died because battler lied, ect ] I could care less what you have to say about how I reacted to yours and Kyrie-san's marriage.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He scratches his head, building up the courage he needs to go for the throat!!]

I mean...I guess I can't really blame you... You couldn't have known, so...

Listen, Battler, I've gotta talk to you about something too. I wanted to do it with Kyrie around too, but looks like I waited too long.

[titties]

.....

Even if I forgave you... I still don't think any part of it was excusable, but fine. I'll listen.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I don't expect you to ever really forgive me. I was just young and stupid, but I messed up enough to still be paying for it. Nah, more importantly, that other people are still suffering from it.

So listen up 'cause I'm not repeating myself.

See, I dated your mom getting towards the end of university. Well, I saw a lot of girls then. But it was still different. Kyrie'd been helping me with business stuff for a good while, and you know, we messed around, but I guess I just figured she wasn't even interested in other stuff. She was pretty damn scary and she was gonna have to have an arranged marriage anyway, so what's the point in her dating, right?

Your mom got pregnant, so nice guy that I am, we got married. I'd rather run around longer, but I probably would've married her in the end anyway. Turns out Kyrie was too, she just didn't know it...and she thought we were serious. She even got kicked out of her family 'cause of it. So, turns out they're giving birth on the same day at the same place and I don't know what I'm gonna do to make it up to her.

...But your mom's kid dies...and Kyrie's is just fine. It kind of looks like I should be divorcing your mom and marrying Kyrie, but that'd be way too cruel to Asumu, and she needs me more, Kyrie doesn't need some guy, right? If she doesn't have to look after a kid, she can do anything she wants, she's smart and attractive so she could even find somebody else. She probably wouldn't even care if hers died, but Asumu'd have a really rough time of it. So I switched them. You understand, right? Kyrie's your mother, biologically anyway.

[titties]

Why didn't you say anything before? ... It was from someone completely different--outside of that entire mess that I learned all that...! [ why is he always too late to learn things... ] It wasn't fair that you left your own son in the dark--and Mom... she definitely deserved to know, too!

[gunsgoldgirls]

...You knew? Who told you, no one but me should've known!

Don't you know how hard she'd take it just to know she had a stillborn? It's no good to upset her for no reason... If things stayed the same, it would've just been like adoption, right? That's not a big deal...

[titties]

That part isn't important right now. ... No, it's not just that... I hadn't had the chance to talk to you about it until now, too.

It is a big deal! How couldn't it be? Did Kyrie-san at least know?

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way! It's bad enough telling you, how am I supposed to say it to Kyrie! She'd rip me a new one for sure. If she knew when it happened, one of your parents would've been dead from the start! I'm not exaggerating, telling her would really be dangerous. If she shows up here, I plan to tell her, I was going to tell you both together back at the conference.