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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way! It's bad enough telling you, how am I supposed to say it to Kyrie! She'd rip me a new one for sure. If she knew when it happened, one of your parents would've been dead from the start! I'm not exaggerating, telling her would really be dangerous. If she shows up here, I plan to tell her, I was going to tell you both together back at the conference.

[titties]

[ No, Battler is seriously kind of mad. So he just frowns a bit more. If he was in a better mood, he'd agree that Kyrie could be scary when he wanted to be and joke around a little. Fortunately, since becoming Gamemaster, Battler has matured a bit. ] ... All you did was run away until now. I feel bad for Kyrie-san, too. Won't it be worse for her just now finding out now? There's also the chance that we have to consider that she might not be sent here while you're here, too.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[No, boy, you don't understand the extent of it, run for the hills...!!]

Look, I know that, alright? You don't have to tell me. But you've gotta believe me, I've been trying to fix this since before you were born.

If something like that happens, you've got my permission to tell her, as long as you're unbiased and tell the whole story!

[titties]

[ can battler really be unbiased while he's emotional tho... ] I'll tell her if you leave, sure--but if she comes here while you're here--you gotta tell her right away.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Now, by right away, you mean...once she gets settled, right?

[titties]

Nope. Right away!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I can't just go, 'oh hey Kyrie, got a minute? I completely screwed you over' just like that! It's shocking enough to show up here!

[titties]

Wouldn't she be more mad that you kept waiting? [ it does more damage when one waits. he should know ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

She's gonna take it totally the wrong way, it's gotta be handled delicately!

[And, well, he won't say it to Battler, but it might be more likely she would want to take it out on Battler than on him, seeing as she already speaks badly of him, so he has to keep that in mind as well...]

[titties]

If you're so determined for that, I'll leave the responsibility to you! Don't try to shove it on me! Even if you leave, you gotta find a way to tell her!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What, like...a note or something? I guess I can do that. But if I leave, you or Ange's gotta take it. And if both of you guys leave...I dunno, Beatrice or Shannon.

[titties]

[ it's not that he doesn't trust beato, he just knows that she can be pretty damn irresponsible and not really read the air of how important things are sometimes...

and kyrie would probably trust shannon more, right... ]

... Shannon-chan's the family servant, right? Yeah, why not leave it with her if we leave?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that works, Shannon's responsible and she wouldn't go nosing around either, if Kyrie didn't want to talk about it, she'd leave her alone. Geez, I might as well just give it to Shannon from the start, she'll do way better than you.

[titties]

No way, you bastard! Kyrie-san is seriously scary when she's mad! You want to put Shannon-chan through that? You're worse then I thought!

[gunsgoldgirls]

She wouldn't show Shannon her bad side! Besides, it's not like you've seen it either, what are you even talking about, it'll be fine!

[except....he has........in the games.......ssshhh]

[titties]

I can't explain it even if you asked but... I've seen Kyrie-san's scary side more than enough by now to get an idea of what its like.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[That just makes it sound like she's threatened him before?!]

...Battler, if anything's...happened, you should probably tell me.

[titties]

Huh? Nothing that you're thinking happened, happened--and besides, you're the last person I'd tell!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What? Why wouldn't you tell me! I know how to deal with her by now! [no he doesn't] If you're ever in some kind of trouble, you come get your old man, right?

[titties]

As if! You'd make it worse!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, who came crying to me in the middle of the night when he wet his bed? And who fixed everything up so mom wouldn't know? Huh?

[titties]

Grk--That's cheating to bring up stuff from way back then--wait--don't even talk about that stuff no matter what! It's embarrassing!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'll talk about it all I want if you're gonna be that way! If you're not nice, everybody's getting an earful about little Battler-chan.

[titties]

What? I won't play nice, but I won't let you just do something that embarrassing either!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Too bad, you can't stop me!