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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the worst thing you could've said! Don't follow in my footsteps, dammit!

[titties]

You don't have to worry about that! That's the last thing I'll ever do!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm saying you're already doing it! It pisses me off!

[titties]

W, What?! You have no way of knowing that! You have no idea what Beato and I are like to begin with!! Stop assuming thiiiiings!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, look who's talking. The brat who assumes things and runs away because of it.

[titties]

Oi, oi. Leave Mom out of this.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Oh, maybe this is a good opportunity, should he say it...Beatrice seemed to really want him to...]

I'm not dragging your mother into it, I'm only talking about you!

[titties]

Call it whatever you want. [ he can't really say that he doesn't regret it cause part of him does because of what it did to shannon... ppl died because battler lied, ect ] I could care less what you have to say about how I reacted to yours and Kyrie-san's marriage.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He scratches his head, building up the courage he needs to go for the throat!!]

I mean...I guess I can't really blame you... You couldn't have known, so...

Listen, Battler, I've gotta talk to you about something too. I wanted to do it with Kyrie around too, but looks like I waited too long.

[titties]

.....

Even if I forgave you... I still don't think any part of it was excusable, but fine. I'll listen.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I don't expect you to ever really forgive me. I was just young and stupid, but I messed up enough to still be paying for it. Nah, more importantly, that other people are still suffering from it.

So listen up 'cause I'm not repeating myself.

See, I dated your mom getting towards the end of university. Well, I saw a lot of girls then. But it was still different. Kyrie'd been helping me with business stuff for a good while, and you know, we messed around, but I guess I just figured she wasn't even interested in other stuff. She was pretty damn scary and she was gonna have to have an arranged marriage anyway, so what's the point in her dating, right?

Your mom got pregnant, so nice guy that I am, we got married. I'd rather run around longer, but I probably would've married her in the end anyway. Turns out Kyrie was too, she just didn't know it...and she thought we were serious. She even got kicked out of her family 'cause of it. So, turns out they're giving birth on the same day at the same place and I don't know what I'm gonna do to make it up to her.

...But your mom's kid dies...and Kyrie's is just fine. It kind of looks like I should be divorcing your mom and marrying Kyrie, but that'd be way too cruel to Asumu, and she needs me more, Kyrie doesn't need some guy, right? If she doesn't have to look after a kid, she can do anything she wants, she's smart and attractive so she could even find somebody else. She probably wouldn't even care if hers died, but Asumu'd have a really rough time of it. So I switched them. You understand, right? Kyrie's your mother, biologically anyway.

[titties]

Why didn't you say anything before? ... It was from someone completely different--outside of that entire mess that I learned all that...! [ why is he always too late to learn things... ] It wasn't fair that you left your own son in the dark--and Mom... she definitely deserved to know, too!

[gunsgoldgirls]

...You knew? Who told you, no one but me should've known!

Don't you know how hard she'd take it just to know she had a stillborn? It's no good to upset her for no reason... If things stayed the same, it would've just been like adoption, right? That's not a big deal...

[titties]

That part isn't important right now. ... No, it's not just that... I hadn't had the chance to talk to you about it until now, too.

It is a big deal! How couldn't it be? Did Kyrie-san at least know?

[gunsgoldgirls]

No way! It's bad enough telling you, how am I supposed to say it to Kyrie! She'd rip me a new one for sure. If she knew when it happened, one of your parents would've been dead from the start! I'm not exaggerating, telling her would really be dangerous. If she shows up here, I plan to tell her, I was going to tell you both together back at the conference.

[titties]

[ No, Battler is seriously kind of mad. So he just frowns a bit more. If he was in a better mood, he'd agree that Kyrie could be scary when he wanted to be and joke around a little. Fortunately, since becoming Gamemaster, Battler has matured a bit. ] ... All you did was run away until now. I feel bad for Kyrie-san, too. Won't it be worse for her just now finding out now? There's also the chance that we have to consider that she might not be sent here while you're here, too.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[No, boy, you don't understand the extent of it, run for the hills...!!]

Look, I know that, alright? You don't have to tell me. But you've gotta believe me, I've been trying to fix this since before you were born.

If something like that happens, you've got my permission to tell her, as long as you're unbiased and tell the whole story!

[titties]

[ can battler really be unbiased while he's emotional tho... ] I'll tell her if you leave, sure--but if she comes here while you're here--you gotta tell her right away.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Now, by right away, you mean...once she gets settled, right?

[titties]

Nope. Right away!

[gunsgoldgirls]

I can't just go, 'oh hey Kyrie, got a minute? I completely screwed you over' just like that! It's shocking enough to show up here!

[titties]

Wouldn't she be more mad that you kept waiting? [ it does more damage when one waits. he should know ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

She's gonna take it totally the wrong way, it's gotta be handled delicately!

[And, well, he won't say it to Battler, but it might be more likely she would want to take it out on Battler than on him, seeing as she already speaks badly of him, so he has to keep that in mind as well...]

[titties]

If you're so determined for that, I'll leave the responsibility to you! Don't try to shove it on me! Even if you leave, you gotta find a way to tell her!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What, like...a note or something? I guess I can do that. But if I leave, you or Ange's gotta take it. And if both of you guys leave...I dunno, Beatrice or Shannon.