Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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[patronizing]

Is that really something to be that happy about? [ romance... positive emotions... nope, doesn't ring any bells. ] Well, it doesn’t matter. I suppose you’d like me to say “Congratulations”, right?

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[defiesfinality]

Hey, hey! C'mooooon... Shirakiin! This is a big step for me! A cheerful "Congratulations" from the bottom of your heart will do the trick~!

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[bunnydoll]

Somehow I just can't feel sorry for you.

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[defiesfinality]

You jealous, Minase? If you loosen your ojou-sama personality, you would get yourself a boyfrield by now.

[video] 1/?!

[purging]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

[Mugino has probably never looked so angry in her life.]

[video] 2/4 I think

[purging]

[She forces a smile and begins to laugh...

...but she looks like she's about to lose her shit.]

That's a really funny joke you're playing, Hamazura!

[video] 3/4 I think

[purging]

My, my, how bold of you to play this kind of joke on me!

Hurry up and tell me you're joking and I might forgive you.

[video] 4/4

[purging]

Go ahead, tell me you're joking!

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[this_chair]

Why would anyone want to date an idol? Your pockets will be drained before you even go out the first time.

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[defiesfinality]

That's true! But this girl I'm talkin' about is different from your average idol!

... In fact, I think most of her friends are different from the ones you see on TV.

[Action]

[sora_wo_koete]

[ Only a few minutes pass after Shiage's video post that Chihaya bursts through his door, her face absolutely crimson ]

HAMAZURA!! What on Earth do you think you're doing!?

[Action]

[defiesfinality]

[WOW HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN HERE--]

KISARAGI--!? How the hell is everyone breakin' into my room like it's the bathroom suddenly!?

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[ippotsuko]

...What, you want to stay here?

[He cares not about your girlfriend woes, even if he's confused because what about that chick you're always running around with?!]

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[defiesfinality]

I'm still on the fence about that... There's a lot of people that I've met, so I dunno if I want to part with 'em that easily.

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[meatshields]

I'll ask about whether or not she was cursed and that's why this happened to her so I'll save my congratulations or condolences for later but- [ sena stop ]

[meatshields]

It can't be helped that you're an idiot but announcing it like this [ she is trying to give him a look all what about that crazy girl who tore up your room??? but mostly she just looks ridiculous ] Still it's a happy moment and an idiot can only be an idiot so-!

[ this is actually her saying she gets why he announced it even if uh there might be consequences ]

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[derppelganger]

Cockblocked by color, huh? Best go hit it before you have to quit it, Shaggy!

[video]

[defiesfinality]

Uwooooh... This is just my luck. Whenever I finally get a chance of happiness, there's always a fuckin' catch!

[video]

[takebow]

......

You're the guy Chihaya-san said yes to?

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[defiesfinality]

Yup~! You're a friend of my lovely Kisaragi?

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[entreats]

... Should I be surprised that you got a girlfriend, say something like < congratulations > or wonder why you would even bother to complain about the last part? I'm not entirely sure.

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[defiesfinality]

Why am I getting so many mixed feelings from the tsundere types lately!? Erm... A congratulations would do!

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[departing]

Even if you say that we're still here.

You still have time.

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[defiesfinality]

But... We'll still have to leave eventually, right?

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[predicting]

Hm... in that case, a great big congratulations for Hamazura-san!

[ APPLAUSE. ]

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[defiesfinality]

Haaah? It sounds a little sarcastic comin' from you, but thanks.

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[onlyserves]

Kisaragi-san is a very nice young lady. I've been given the pleasure to speak with her once before. You've made a wonderful choice, Shiage-san.

[he will be bowing his head now.] Congratulations on your success. I hope you two are very happy and enjoy the limited amount of time you may have left with one another. Fufufufu.

[video] 1/2

[defiesfinality]

[So at first, he was like--]

You have? Heh heh... She's super cute and adorable! I think I made the best choice, all things considered!

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[charming_jerk]

You REALLY wanna stay here?

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[defiesfinality]

I don't know yet... There's a lot that I gained here.

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[playerkills]

We don't have to go back. [ She won't accept it. ]

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[defiesfinality]

Do you really wanna stay here?

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[classifidol]

My congratulations on your happiness, Hamazura Shiage.

[ who is not surprised? Y e p. ]

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[defiesfinality]

Yo, Shijou! You don't have to worry 'bout anything. I'll definitely take care of Kisaragi!