Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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[entreats]

In that case, congratulations to you too for reaching an understanding of such an obvious life lesson as well.

I hope you're not going to treat her like one of the girls from those games of yours, though.

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[defiesfinality]

Who the hell do you think am I? She deserves to be treated much better than that.

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[entreats]

I'm merely making sure. But if you're honest about that, then you're actually a pretty good guy, I guess.

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[defiesfinality]

See? Have some faith in the Great Hero Hamazura to treat ladies better than that.

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[entreats]

... You're not really helping your own case here once you start saying stuff like "the Great Hero Hamazura". Fine, I'll accept the fact that you're just a huge idiot who doesn't treat girls horribly then.

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[defiesfinality]

Dammmiit... Once again, I get undeserved harassment even when I end up doing something great...!

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[entreats]

Fine, since you decided to treat a girl right for once I won't fight you on the point whether it's deserved or not for this once. Happy now?