Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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[patronizing]

Is that really something to be that happy about? [ romance... positive emotions... nope, doesn't ring any bells. ] Well, it doesn’t matter. I suppose you’d like me to say “Congratulations”, right?

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[bunnydoll]

Somehow I just can't feel sorry for you.

[video] 1/?!

[purging]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

[Mugino has probably never looked so angry in her life.]

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[this_chair]

Why would anyone want to date an idol? Your pockets will be drained before you even go out the first time.

[Action]

[sora_wo_koete]

[ Only a few minutes pass after Shiage's video post that Chihaya bursts through his door, her face absolutely crimson ]

HAMAZURA!! What on Earth do you think you're doing!?

[video]

[ippotsuko]

...What, you want to stay here?

[He cares not about your girlfriend woes, even if he's confused because what about that chick you're always running around with?!]

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[meatshields]

I'll ask about whether or not she was cursed and that's why this happened to her so I'll save my congratulations or condolences for later but- [ sena stop ]

[video]

[derppelganger]

Cockblocked by color, huh? Best go hit it before you have to quit it, Shaggy!

[video]

[takebow]

......

You're the guy Chihaya-san said yes to?

[ video ]

[entreats]

... Should I be surprised that you got a girlfriend, say something like < congratulations > or wonder why you would even bother to complain about the last part? I'm not entirely sure.

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[departing]

Even if you say that we're still here.

You still have time.

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[predicting]

Hm... in that case, a great big congratulations for Hamazura-san!

[ APPLAUSE. ]

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[onlyserves]

Kisaragi-san is a very nice young lady. I've been given the pleasure to speak with her once before. You've made a wonderful choice, Shiage-san.

[he will be bowing his head now.] Congratulations on your success. I hope you two are very happy and enjoy the limited amount of time you may have left with one another. Fufufufu.

[video]

[charming_jerk]

You REALLY wanna stay here?

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[playerkills]

We don't have to go back. [ She won't accept it. ]

[video]

[classifidol]

My congratulations on your happiness, Hamazura Shiage.

[ who is not surprised? Y e p. ]