Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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[defiesfinality]

But anyway... What house are you in?

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[this_chair]

Freya...whatever that means.

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[defiesfinality]

It's named after some god or somethin'. I'm in Heimdall.

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[this_chair]

Never heard of that god either.

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[defiesfinality]

I'm completely lost when it comes to this mythology shit. Pretty cool to get powers, though.

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[this_chair]

Powers, right. I'll believe that part when I suddenly shoot laser beams from my eyes.

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[defiesfinality]

I dunno what kind of power that Freya has, but I wouldn't be surprised!

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[this_chair]

Are you trying to say I'm going to have laser beams?

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[defiesfinality]

It might be a hunch...?

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[this_chair]

A hunch...

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[defiesfinality]

You could always test it out.

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[this_chair]

.....

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[defiesfinality]

But it's not like it could happen!

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[this_chair]

You're an idiot, aren't you?

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[defiesfinality]

That's not the first time someone's called me that.

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[this_chair]

It puts this conversation in perspective.

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[defiesfinality]

Shut the hell up. Since you're the new guy, you're an even bigger dumbass than I am.

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[this_chair]

I sincerely beg to differ.

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[defiesfinality]

I sincerely disagree.

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[this_chair]

Eye lasers.

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[defiesfinality]

I dare to come up with somethin' better!

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[this_chair]

Why would I want to come up with something better? This isn't a 'Who is the biggest idiot' contest.

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[defiesfinality]

Of course it's not! But you started this when you said "Are you an idiot?" [With a Shiki impression yup.] So I'm gonna finish it!

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[this_chair]

Challenge accepted. You won't win.

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[defiesfinality]

Heh! Bring it on! The Great Hero Hamazura always comes out on top!