Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

Comments

voice;

[patronizing]

Is that really something to be that happy about? [ romance... positive emotions... nope, doesn't ring any bells. ] Well, it doesn’t matter. I suppose you’d like me to say “Congratulations”, right?

voice;

[defiesfinality]

Hey, hey! C'mooooon... Shirakiin! This is a big step for me! A cheerful "Congratulations" from the bottom of your heart will do the trick~!

voice; 1/2

[patronizing]

I don’t see the point of being so cheerful about this. By the end of the day, the two of you will probably annoy each other.

voice → video;

[patronizing]

[ the function soon switches to video, and Shiage will be greeted by an extremely uncomfortable Ririchiyo. Shiage may remember her acting in a similair way back at the Valentines Day Ball as she fidgets with her shorts while her violet eyes look to the side and back in an extremely shy manner. ]

C-Co-Co-Co...

video;

[defiesfinality]

[He... didn't expecting this. If she's going to look awkward, that will only make him feel awkward as a result. WHAT'S WITH THIS ATMOSPHERE...

He's going to stay quiet until she finishes...]

video;

[patronizing]

[ THE REAL QUESTION IS IF SHE WILL SAY WHAT SHE MEANS ]

Co-Co-Co... Coffee.

[ the answer is no. ]

video;

[defiesfinality]

... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

video; 1/4

[patronizing]

[ that isn’t what I wanted to say at all! ]

video; 2/4

[patronizing]

[ to say something like “coffee” during a time like this... I really am an idiot!! ]

video; 3/4

[patronizing]

[ I should of just kept my mouth shut! but... for someone like Hamazura to accomplish getting a girlfriend... I really should congratulate him. that’s what friends do, right? ]

video;

[patronizing]

You truly are an idiot. When someone says coffee, it means they want coffee. Well, I suppose an idiot will always be an idiot. I’m sure you and her are perfect for each other; after all, only another idiot would date one.

video;

[defiesfinality]

I think you've got it backwards, Shirakiin. I'll admit that I'm an idiot when it comes to certain things, but when it comes to social skils... Doesn't that you make you the bigger idiot?

video;

[patronizing]

Th-That’s not true!! I only said that because I suddenly felt thirsty and the first drink that came to my mind was coffee! [ complete and utter lie. ]

video;

[defiesfinality]

...??? Would you drink somethin' cold if you're thirsty?

video;

[patronizing]

Coffee doesn’t have to be hot; it can be cold too.

video;

[defiesfinality]

But then it wouldn't be coffee! It's gotta be hot to fully appericate it.

video;

[patronizing]

[ what is this conversation ]

Heh. You say that, but in terms of coffee you are still an amateur.

video;

[defiesfinality]

[I have no idea...]

Hah? Don't talk like you're the creator of coffee or somethin'. It's something that's meant to drunk when it's hot!

video;

[patronizing]

Spoken like a true amatuer. You truly don’t appreciate coffee if you think it’s only good to drink when it’s hot. You have to appreciate the flavour; true that hot coffee is useful in cold seasons, but cold coffee is useful in hot seasons. Each has their own strength, but to speak as if one is superior to the other... hmph, how foolish.

video;

[defiesfinality]

Heh~! There are other things to appericate than coffee! Like soda for example! Then again, I'm sure someone of your class doesn't even know what soda is.

video; 1/2

[patronizing]

What is your exact image of my class?

video;

[patronizing]

[ oh no shiage you shouldn't of said that-- ]

Of course I know what soda is. It’s a soft beverage drink that contains water, a sweetener, and a flavouring agent. Some drinks have carbonated water, but not always. The sweetener may be either sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, or a sugar substitute in the case of diet drinks. Soft drinks are called “soft” in contrast to “hard drinks” --in other words, the alcoholic beverages. Small amounts of alcohol may be present in a soft drink, but the alcohol content must be less than 0.5 percent of the total volume if the drink is to be considered non-alcoholic.

video;

[defiesfinality]

[SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.]

video;

[patronizing]

STOP FALLING ASLEEP DURING LECTURES!!

video;

[defiesfinality]

[WAKING UP.]

H-Huh?! W-who said that I was sleep? I totally wasn't!