asgardeventide | Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]

Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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Heh~! There are other things to appericate than coffee! Like soda for example! Then again, I'm sure someone of your class doesn't even know what soda is.

What is your exact image of my class?

[ oh no shiage you shouldn't of said that-- ]

Of course I know what soda is. It’s a soft beverage drink that contains water, a sweetener, and a flavouring agent. Some drinks have carbonated water, but not always. The sweetener may be either sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, or a sugar substitute in the case of diet drinks. Soft drinks are called “soft” in contrast to “hard drinks” --in other words, the alcoholic beverages. Small amounts of alcohol may be present in a soft drink, but the alcohol content must be less than 0.5 percent of the total volume if the drink is to be considered non-alcoholic.

[SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.]

STOP FALLING ASLEEP DURING LECTURES!!

[WAKING UP.]

H-Huh?! W-who said that I was sleep? I totally wasn't!

How much percentage of total volume has to be in a drink for it to be considered as non-alcoholic? [ PROVE TO HER YOU WERE AWAKE AND LISTENING and don't check by looking back on the conversation dog ]

Edited 2012-04-08 16:40 (UTC)

[WELP... There's a pause until he comes up a number out of nowhere.] Um... Over nine thousand!

Over nine thou—!?

Pay more attention!!

The correct answer is 0.5 percent.

[ERK.] Y-yes, ma'am! I'll remember that.

I’ll be holding you to that. But, um... co-congratulations.

... [He'll pause for a moment before he smiles to himself.] Heh... See? Was that really so hard?

[ the question was a good one. but, even so, it was extremely hard for her to say nice things even if she wanted to from the bottom of her heart. she's silent for a moment, almost as if in a world of her own, before she answers in her usual way. ]

That’s not the point here. I’m merely giving you my congratulations because of how unlikely this would be for you were this any other girl. Don’t misunderstand me when I say this, but I wish you two all the happiness. After all, one idiot can’t end up in the same place as the other for the world would become unbalanced.

Whatever, whatever! I'll accept your congratulations regardless!

A-As you should...!

[ AND OFF GOES THE FEED. stupid dog she's embarrassed 8( ]

H-hey, I wasn't-- [Annd off goes the feed with a clueless Shiage blinking at it.]

....??? Eh? What's her problem? Is she sick? Maybe I oughta check on her...

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