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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-02-27 12:45 pm

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[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]



[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.


[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.


( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

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[personal profile] firststep 2012-02-27 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[W E L P sure didn't get a lot of stuff said in this post...]

Where's the party?
departing: (♫ because my body is wrapped in roots)

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[personal profile] departing 2012-02-27 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
What are you guys up to?

[This club. Remind him why he's here again.]

... You aren't actually fighting are you?

[Wow why does this drawing look so bad? Shu will just keep his comments to himself. ]

demonical: (don't quite recall)

[personal profile] demonical 2012-02-27 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[what. is. this. even]

What the hell?-

That's the lamest invite ever. Like hell anybody's gonna go to that?
holmes_fanatic: (Death and the Dancing Footman.)

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[personal profile] holmes_fanatic 2012-02-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
You managed to get a clubhouse then? Where is it?
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[personal profile] derpiest 2012-02-27 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Rion already knows where it is because he paid attention to earlier replies! He is smart like this.]

Is it alright if I bring some other people?

[He's not sure he should say 'friends'...]
manlypassion: (... you have got to be shitting me.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-02-27 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
...

Is that supposed to be... what's it called... "Abstract"? You should have gone all in if that's what you were shooting for.
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[personal profile] entreats 2012-02-27 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ and with every single day Ange is more and more glad she didn't join... ]

You guys really thought this thing out well, didn't you. [ except not. 8| ]
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[personal profile] thismustbelove 2012-02-27 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Those breasts certainly stand out. Whoever drew them must appreciate them, remembering them so well.

[Oh, yes, he heard the conversation. This loser is just going to make it worse, though.]
predicting: (utilise surrendering)

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[personal profile] predicting 2012-02-27 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well. he gleaned absolutely nothing from that, so he may as well pass the time. ]

Oho~, not bad! It's pretty... surreal, you might say!
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[personal profile] utenamobile 2012-02-27 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Umm... It's a little hard to tell you guys apart. Is the one of the right supposed to be Sena?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (004 ✖ amused)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-02-27 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Like anyone would attend such an event if that hideous poster is anything to go by.
Edited 2012-02-27 21:01 (UTC)

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[personal profile] ex_imagining529 2012-02-27 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[What an interesting and, uh, colorful post. Babydoll listens to all of it quietly and is secretly amused, but she doesn't have much to say. Just kind of the obvious thing, since she's thinking that it might be fun to go.]

Excuse me— [a pause, since she's so used to being polite even though she's not really interrupting anyone]

I might be mistaken, but I think you forgot to say where the party was. And when.
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[personal profile] miiracles 2012-02-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's a nice poster. Nipa~☆
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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-02-27 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You think anyone's gonna come to a party when that's the sign? Where even is it?
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[personal profile] survived 2012-02-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Are we really all invited?
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[personal profile] dokkyun 2012-02-28 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ w

w o w

where does she... even begin... this is so sad.... but first!! ]


...Neighbors club?

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[personal profile] cookingmaman 2012-02-28 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
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That's quite an interesting poster you have there.

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[personal profile] starryguyed 2012-02-28 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh look she's a lot less sick today. ]

You three get along pretty well!
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[personal profile] democratize 2012-03-02 12:51 am (UTC)(link)


That's meat?