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[meatshields]

[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]



[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.

[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.


( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

histories is a shining star )

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[playerkills]

Wait.

I forbid you from becoming a normal before me.

[entreats]

... You think you can seriously forbid people from becoming 'normals'? What do you think gives you the right? [ not that she's expecting a very sensible answer but it's worth a try!! ]

[playerkills]

... Fine. I may not have the right, but I absolutely refuse to lose to those vulgar boobs of yours.

[entreats]

Then I guess we'll see which one of us will become the most like a 'normal' the quickest, huh?

[ at least she seems relatively unfazed by the vulgar boobs thing. ]

[playerkills]

Hah, the only interesting part of this battle is how I'll win, not when.

[ yozora just admit you want to be friends with ange already ]

[entreats]

[ this is some really special variant of tsundere!! ]

You still have a lot to catch up to, then. There's plenty of people in this place I've already talked to way more than once.

[playerkills]

[ the worst tsundere... ]

Tch! I wouldn't get cocky if I were you. I've also... talkedtomanypeople. I just don't like them most of the time.

[entreats]

Wait, it's a requisite to like them too? I guess then I'm already losing my advantage here, it's difficult to like anyone from the pile of idiots they call the local population here. [ okay no she likes talking to some people but what is admitting that!! ]

[playerkills]

My, I didn't expect to have the upper hand in this area. We'll both have to try harder then, no? [ huehuehuehue oh that means she admits she likes people but whatever... ]

[entreats]

[ yes exactly Ange isn't just going to let you get away with it like that Yozora!! ]

Oh, so you're saying you like some people here?

[playerkills]

I don't remember saying that. ... I simply don't dislike them. [ god stop being a tsundere Yozora even Ange knows you are ]

[entreats]

[ yes if even Ange knows it's pretty much hopeless.. ]

Isn't that practically the same as liking them for you?

[playerkills]

Pass, next question. [ YOZORAAAAA ]

[entreats]

Weren't you trying to become a 'normal' to begin with? Then you'll have to start liking people. [ it's.. technically different?? ]

[playerkills]

Yes, well. [ Oh, damn. ] I'm not saying who they are. That's a very personal question.

[entreats]

That's okay. It's enough for me to know that a person like you can apparently become friends with others.

[playerkills]

I never said they were-! [ oh but at the same time... she doesn't want to betray the people she likes ;o; ]

... Wouldn't you like to be the same?

[entreats]

... Who knows how long our stay will be here. [ somehow Ange actually seems.. a little more serious and thoughtful at this rather than just deadpan. ]

Would you really want to make friends here knowing you'll just not see them anymore sooner or later?

[playerkills]

No... [ Yet she doesn't want to give up her life here. Going back to her days at home is unimaginable. ] That truth is painful to hear. But it's not like it hasn't happened to me before.

[ Yozora pauses and clenches her fist. It might also be the reason that she isn't able to make friends easily. ]

... If I ever make any friends again, you can be sure that I will never betray them.

[entreats]

That's good to hear, at least.

[ there's something actually faintly genuine in it. ]

If that's your decision, you should stick to it. I guess this place is sort of like a second chance, after all. [ especially for Ange, since.. well, there's nothing waiting for her at home anymore, she's dead. ]

[playerkills]

Second chance. Yeah, that's a good term for it.

[ But wait. ]

How is it a second chance for you?

[entreats]

[ There's.. a slight pause, as if she isn't sure whether to fully tell, but.. to hell with it, it doesn't really matter either way, right? It's just a fact. Just that. ]

I don't have anywhere to go anymore aside from this place. I'm dead.

[playerkills]

[ Now, she was sure ghosts weren't real. ] I don't... understand... How are you still alive? Why?

[ Perhaps that's too personal. ]

I'm sorry.

[entreats]

I don't know either. I died, and the next thing I knew I was in this place. And I'm fairly sure it's not the afterlife.

[ There's a shrug, as if she's trying to be casual about it - it does mean more to her than that though, sob. ]

.. What are you apologizing for?

[playerkills]

[ She doesn't have a hunch about that! She's just worried that she may have overstepped a boundary oh noooo. ] I asked about something I shouldn't have.