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[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]

[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.

[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.

( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

histories is a shining star )

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I don't want to think about it! Ugh... i-i-is there anything else you need to know?

Hm... [ he cups his chin, clearly putting in a great deal of thou-- ]

Ah! A time and place for the meeting, maybe? What sort of 'neighbourly' club this is would be good too!

The clubroom at 11. And the purpose of the Neighbors Club is not something I like to divulge so freely.

Aha~, so it's like a mystery! Now I'm really intrigued!

Though... the clubroom, is it... Remind me, where was that again?

Sigyn. However, normals like you aren't invited.

'Normals', huh... [ he should probably take that as a compliment. ]

That's right. A normal would never be able to appreciate the true mission and vision of the Neighbors' Club. Go hang out with your friends and die. [ Yozora why... ]

[ r, rude... ]

Aha~... While I don't have that many friends, I think that would be rather upsetting...

You don't have many friends?

[ She is wondering why this is so. He seems sociable enough. ]

[ sociable, yes. if you can get past the cha~rming personality.

and suddenly he perks up! ]

Mm~, I'm not a popular guy, but I'm not exactly an outcast either, so who can say? The definition of 'friend' here is also important!

Definition of "friend"? [ OH NO DOES THE WORD FRIEND HAVE OTHER MEANINGS... DON'T MESS WITH HER!! ] ... The one in the dictionary, of course.

But that just leads to more questions, right? [ huh, this might actually be pretty entertaining. ]

Like, 'which dictionary are we using?', or 'what if it shows multiple definitions?'

Then we go with the definition I approve of the most! [ She has so many feelings about friendship, Hijiri. ]

Ah, how picky... [ he's starting to see that... ]

The~n, which definition will you be using?

The first definition of the World English Dictionary by Collins: "a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection, and loyalty." The last three adjectives are very important.

Aha~, but that definition doesn't say anything about those feelings being returned, right? A one-way sense of loyalty doesn't sound too friendly!

He's right, I didn't think this through... We'll add mutual loyalty, liking and affection, then. It's no question that friendship involves both parties!

[ if he heard that (fairly loud...) pondering, he isn't going to show it. ]

Ah, it's becoming more accurate! Though, is there a line we can draw between 'friend' and 'someone you're just close to' with that definition? I mean, I like everyone else on the Student Council back home, but should that automatically make us friends?

Of course not! Friendship is much deeper bond than that. It requires time, effort and [ awkward pause ] a lot of trust.

... You don't say? Wo~w, it sounds like you're quite the expert when it comes to friendship!

Of course. No one truly appreciates friendship like I do until it's gone.

Ah, I see. [ well, that's enough info for him; no need to get nosy! ] I guess a normal like me can't match up with that.

Naturally.

What was the point of this conversation again? [ She seriously forgot... but she also wants to stop talking to normals grr normals she hates them. ]

I, the ignorant normal, was asking the knowledgeable Yozora-san if I could attend a club meeting! [ But he's so... not charming in the slightest! ]

Flattery won't get you anywhere. Besides! "Ignorant normal" is an oxymoron. [ she is making this difficult for him why is she making this difficult for him ]

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