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asgardeventide2012-02-27 12:45 pm
meatshields) wrote in asgardeventide2012-02-27 12:45 pm
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[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]
This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!
[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]
[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]
Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.
[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]
This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!
[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.
Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!
[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]
[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.
It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.
I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.
[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.
[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.
( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before
histories is a shining star )
This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!
[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]
[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]
Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.
[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]
This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!
[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.
Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!
[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]
[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.
It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.
I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.
[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.
[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.
( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before
histories is a shining star )
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I-I don't need the opinion of unrefined idiots! Die in a fire! [ The feed disappears...? No, she just switched to voice out of embarrassment. ] Begone!
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What makes you think I'm the one that's an idiot? You're the one that made the stupid invite.
[. . . .]
Make me.
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If you're just gonna assume I'm not, then fine, I won't.
Cheh, and whoever said I was normal, huh? I'm a big deal back home.
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In any case, regardless of your idiocy pertaining to respect for your elders and social decorum, if you are capable of making friends, I will have to ask you to leave.
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El..ders? How do you know that I'm not you're age, huh? You should be respecting me and smelling my rear end.
Get a clue.
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But this is a fantasy world, correct? Who's to say that I can't be hundred or thousand years more?
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Hasn't anyone told you that you act your age no matter what you look like? [That's not an expression Rin, go home]
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Foolish boy. Well then, get your fingers out of your filthy orifices and tell me your age. I dare you.
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F-filthy orfices? What the fuck does that even mean?
Make. me.
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[ She doesn't have money.
She can't cook, either. ]
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First you insult me, then you're treating me to food?
You're messed up.
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That was a joke in case you believed me. But I'm sixteen going on seventeen, if it matters to you at all.
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Senpai implies that I respect you. [Which, well he doesn't]
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No.
[no shame right back]