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[meatshields]

[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]



[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.

[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.


( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

histories is a shining star )

Comments

[entreats]

Why did you enlist Battler onii-chan for your club?!

[playerkills]

My, you make it sound like he joined against his own will. [ adds fuel to the fire yep... ]

[entreats]

I wouldn't put it past the workings of this club to drag in someone innocent like Battler onii-chan. [ okay innocent is relative here for at least.. gullible..? ]

Besides, he's the kind of person who can make plenty of friends by himself too.

[playerkills]

[ gosh Ange you make her sound like the bad guy! Oh wait. ]

I-Is that so? [ He's a normal, so Yozora hasn't... actually spoken to him... ] Hmm, he has his off moments. More than he might want you to believe. [ total BS. ]

[entreats]

[ Yozora is the big bad wolf it's her ]

What are you even basing all of that on?

[playerkills]

Hmph. It's my headcanon for him. [ NO... ]

[entreats]

[ yozora why do you seem more weird every single day.. ]

You have.. headcanon. For actual people. [ mental facepalm? ]

[playerkills]

[ if sena can have headcanon for shu yozora can have headcanon for battler ]

I don't usually know what most people are truly like, so I'm forced to guess at their behavior and personality. It gives them more character.

[ yozora stop embarrassing yourself this is really sad ]

[entreats]

[ yozora and sena are two of the saddest people ange knows and that says something considering seakitty canon.. ]

Isn't that just projecting something onto people which they actually might not be like at all? I don't see the sense in all of this just yet.

[playerkills]

[ she doesn't want to hear that from someone who talks to her dead cousin magic isn't real ghosts aren't real!!! ]

It's very useful when there are certain types of people I want to avoid. Most of the time my hunches turn out to be true. [ of course she's never figured that out, she doesn't talk to anyone!! ]

[entreats]

[ MAGIC EXISTS or doesn't ange changes her mind a lot on that one.. ]

How surprising. [ but from ange's tone it's easy to guess she actually isn't all that impressed.. ] Maybe you have some kind of special psychic abilities.

[playerkills]

Don't mock me. You've done the same thing before, haven't you?

[entreats]

I usually don't develop headcanon or whatever you might call it for people. I just start assuming things after people prove themselves to be that way after a few interactions. [ like shu being spineless and yozora being just as much of a friendless loser as ange is ]

[playerkills]

You're able to survive more than one meeting... You're more of a normal than I am... [ SO SAD ]

[entreats]

[ YOZORA WHY.. ]

I don't see how you could not survive meeting a person more than once. You and Shu are friends or something like that, right? [ or.. something like that..?! ]

[playerkills]

I don't know about friends... [ of course that changes when she officially asks him to be her friend ~*in the future*~ ] It's different when it comes to certain people.

[entreats]

[ so it's more than friends okay no, Ange isn't horrible enough to actually ask that. ]

So he's a special case? I wonder how you know then who you could survive meeting again and who you couldn't.

[playerkills]

[ Yozora smirks. ] Heh. There is one condition. I can only speak to those who seem to have the same condition as I.

[entreats]

... So technically because I keep talking to you, I'm only confirming that I'm just like you. [ :| ]

[playerkills]

[ n_n ] But you're more of a normal than I am, so I guess I'll have to talk to you less from now on.

[entreats]

Lucky me. [ difficult to say if it's sarcasm or not. ]

I'll try and put forward an effort to become more and more like 'a normal' every single day, then.

[playerkills]

Wait.

I forbid you from becoming a normal before me.

[entreats]

... You think you can seriously forbid people from becoming 'normals'? What do you think gives you the right? [ not that she's expecting a very sensible answer but it's worth a try!! ]

[playerkills]

... Fine. I may not have the right, but I absolutely refuse to lose to those vulgar boobs of yours.

[entreats]

Then I guess we'll see which one of us will become the most like a 'normal' the quickest, huh?

[ at least she seems relatively unfazed by the vulgar boobs thing. ]