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[meatshields]

[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]



[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.

[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.


( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

histories is a shining star )

Comments

[utenamobile]

Hey! Why do you keep making fun of her? It's rude!

[playerkills]

... That isn't any of your business...

Who are you again? [ No she just forgot her name. Yozora why. ]

[utenamobile]

It's Utena Tenjou. [R U D E.] We've talked once before.

[playerkills]

Ah, the one who has it in her heart to defend M- Se... na... Now I remember. But you will soon realized that all your efforts are for naught, Utena.

[utenamobile]

And what makes you say that? I can't sit back and watch Sena get bullied.

[playerkills]

Do whatever you want. I don't know how you can stand her.

[utenamobile]

She's a little weird, but I know she's a good person. That's why I was happy when she wanted to become friends with me.

[playerkills]

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She wanted to what?

[utenamobile]

She wanted to become friends! Erm, is that weird...?

[playerkills]

How dare she become a normal before me... I won't allow this...

[utenamobile]

"Normal?" Um... If you just asked someone if you wanted to become friends, then it would be a clinch.

Are you seriously gonna make a contest out of it?

[playerkills]

Hmph. There's no need for a contest when I'll obviously be the winner.

[utenamobile]

You shouldn't be making it a contest! If you're getting friends just to win over something silly, then you can't call yourself a true friend.

[playerkills]

I don't care! [ She pauses to go to a corner of the club room so no one can see her, avoiding Sena. The next time she speaks, her voice is shaking. ]

... We've... always done stuff like that. But she finally has a friend now... [ Which means Sena might leave soon. ]

[utenamobile]

... [Utena is horribly confused about where this is going. JEEZ THIS CLUB HAS ISSUES.]

Huh? What's wrong with having a friend? You're sounding pretty weird, you know.

[playerkills]

[ I know, right? Yozora is confused, too. HOW DOES I FRIENDS. ]

Nothing. [ sniff ] A-anyway, I've, I've already made a true friend, too.

[utenamobile]

Oh, really? [Have a smile.] I guess you're not as much of a jerk as I thought.

[playerkills]

[ eyetwitch ] Thank you for your change of opinion.

[ And then she flips her hair. ] We've been friends for quite a while, mind you.

[utenamobile]

Really? Um... Who IS this person, Yozora?

[playerkills]

Shu. Shu Ouma! [ She sounds proud, as if Utena should know his name. ]

1/3

[utenamobile]

[Wait, wait... There's only one Shu that she knows...]

[utenamobile]

[IT COULDN'T BE.] Wait, you know that Shu?

[utenamobile]

[And she'll give an easy going sigh as if she's just realized something.]

Heeeh... Now that I think about it, you two are perfect for each other.

[playerkills]

... Ha? Wh, what do you mean by that...? [ And why does she have to put it like that!? A tinge of red reaches Yozora's cheeks. ]

[utenamobile]

Well, when you ask... I guess you two carry an aura of awkwardness! But it feels like Shu's gentle nature can balance out your rough edges.

--Yeah, you guys would make a great couple!