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[meatshields]

[ hello asgard, just when you thought you had some peace to recover from the fairy attacks, guess who's going to ruin your day with hideous? ]

This is just to Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and etcetera! [ ...the gloriously thriving member count of the neighbors club reduced to etc. ] Everyone, we now have a clubroom! We can start meeting there every day but you don't have to come that often if you can't take seeing that fox bitch's face. I'll make sure to announce when we have actual activities! Like right now! If you can remember that horrific moment when someone started telling the lamest jokes on this network? Well the Neighbors Club has to take responsibility for him. That's Kodaka and we're going to be having a welcome back prodigal Kodaka party for him as well as a welcome party for all the new members!

[ she's slowly holding up a piece of paper and oh no is it more eye horror courtesy of sena's idea of art................?! ]



[ n o p e sorry folks, you'll have to endure yozora's latest masterpiece for today. guess who's who, it's not that hard... the artist responsible, who was nowhere to be seen previously, speaks up. ]

Ah, it's just as the wretched meat says. But despite what the poster implies, she and her boobs aren't invited.

[ sena flips the paper around and there goes that veinthrob ]

This isn't my poster! What cave did you get these etchings out of, stupid Yozora?!

[ she folds her arms she is hurting on the inside ] Tch, they're accurate depictions of the Neighbors Club. Do you have a problem with that? I think I captured your hideous, disfigured face perfectly. And unlike your shitty poster, it's organized, worksafe and straight to the point. Judging by these three criteria alone, my poster is clearly the god of all posters, you blind, tasteless cow.

Your eyesight must have been ruined by years of having to see your face in mirrors! This belongs in the trash just like you!

[ cue scuffling as sena tries to shove the paper into yozora's face ]

[ When Yozora first told him about this, he had a good feeling about it. Now that he's seen the poster... well. ] Oi, stop it you two. No one is going to come to the party if people are going to be fighting.

It's fine, Kodaka. We'll say it's practice for the bloodbaths they're bound to have with their friends in the future. This party is practice in a way, too, isn't it? That's why attendance is mandatory.

I drew a smiling face on you to entice more people to come.

[ facepalm what is L I F E ??? ] Friends don't hurt each other like that... well, they're not supposed to... The party will not have any fighting or physical violence between members.

[ oh wow how... thoughtful of Yozora. ] Whoever comes must really want to go to a party if they see the poster.


( ooc: sena, yozora & kodaka. also friendless losers club members attendance isn't actually mandatory but why would you pass up the chance for more losery togetherness? also FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT THAT none of them remembered to say when and where the party is supposed to happen. it's obvious none of them have ever invited anyone to a party before

histories is a shining star )

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voice;

[playerkills]

Kh, who told you you could join!?

voice;

[patronizing]

Hah, wouldn’t you like to know? [ the answer is pretty obvious yozora, do the math ] All I’ll say is it wasn’t a girl. And their jokes aren’t half bad. [ don’t lie ririchiyo..... ]

voice;

[playerkills]

Your sense of humor is astounding. But there is still one condition you must fulfill!

voice;

[patronizing]

And what condition is that? That is, so long as you’re not making a new one up on the spot.

voice;

[playerkills]

Kh... This condition has long existed since the creation of the Neighbors Club, so listen well!

This club is only for people who don't have any friends!

voice;

[patronizing]

[ (un)lucky that she doesn’t have any then... still, this sounds like a club that could benefit in taming her so called “bad habit.” ]

I see. How am I supposed to prove something like that?

voice;

[playerkills]

True, your demeanor is horrible enough as it is to guarantee your lack of relationships of any sort.

Perhaps if you call yourself a friendless loser out loud right now, I may certainly start believing you.

voice;

[patronizing]

[ ........ ] Hah, as if I’d stoop down that low. Sorry, but I’m not going to satisfy your sadist streak by admitting something like that out loud. Why not say it yourself with pride, and perhaps then I will be swayed by your loyalty to being friendless that I’ll be inspired to say it myself?

voice;

[playerkills]

Don't bend the rules of my game, pawn. I have already admitted my friendlessness long ago. Now it's your turn.

voice;

[patronizing]

And what if I refuse?

voice;

[playerkills]

Then I absolutely forbid you from speaking to Kodaka ever again. [ She actually hopes this will happen ]

voice;

[patronizing]

Wh—!? You can’t control who someone does or doesn’t speak to! What are you, some kind of control freak? [ nope never going to happen. SHE WILL TALK TO KODAKA UNTIL SHE DIES ]

voice;

[playerkills]

I'm the president of his club. If you wish to speak to him, then go on! Let me hear you say it!

voice;

[meatshields]

[ sena's clearly still in the vicinity and has been listening like a creeper to the whole thing ] It's alright to admit it! Aha, I hope she does admit it. I bet she'll get all flustered and embarrassed and ahhhhh, that'll be so cute!

[ making everything hideous since 2011 ]

action;

[playerkills]

You're too loud! [ HITS WITH FLYSWATTER!! ]

voice/action;

[meatshields]

[ she won't be deterred by your HATRED ] Ahhh! Stupid Yozora, why is this sound-only?! Get her to turn it back to the video option!

voice/action;

[playerkills]

[ yes good she likes this sena NOT THAT SHE'LL EVER ADMIT IT ] That isn't up to me, Meat! It only serves you right that she's hiding her youthful face from the likes of you!

voice; 1/2

[patronizing]

[ oh no that voice sounds familair. it’s the deluded perverted girl, even she can tell that much. while they banter she stares at her braclet with an expression akin to “WHAT IS MY LIFE” and truthfully? the attention she’s gained makes her tempted to switch the thing off altogether. but no, she perserveres because that’s what the friendless do. . . ]

voice;

[patronizing]

H-Hmph, I’m not going to satisfy whatever indecent thoughts that’s going on through your head and make you pant like some kind of animal as I turn the video function on. Be thankful that I’m even speaking through this thing. And I still refuse.

voice;

[playerkills]

What a stubborn girl.

Oi, Meat. This girl lives in the Odin District.

voice;

[patronizing]

[ alarm bells are ringing ]

Wh—? Since when did it become any of her concern which district I’m in!? Stop that!

voice;

[playerkills]

She isn't hard to miss with her gothic lolita clothing... Ah, but her height is what makes her really stand out.

voice;

[patronizing]

G-Gothic lolita. . .

That’s enough. . . [ is this what torture feels like ]

voice;

[playerkills]

[ I'm sorry Yozora is made of pure evil. ] What's that? I believe I'm not hearing the magic words...

voice;

[patronizing]

[ she is the evil witch in every fairytales. also allow her to get some of her arrogance back. ] H-Hmph, as if. I’m not going to say it; not for as long as I live.