you know how you messaged me that one time about not knowing how to talk to dave anymore well im starting to think i dont know how to talk to dave anymore which is fucking dumb because i talk to myself all the time
things would be way easier if he remembered we could go back to our floundering attempts to avoid each other i would even let you push me into a fountain when the weather warms up to make the experience extra authentic and obviously dave would too only wed have to take turns because were being dodgy its an irresistible opportunity how could anyone turn down twice the douchebag in sweet as hell shades while were splashing around in ankle high water id even bust out the water wings and if terezi came back she could be the shark circling in the waters hungry for blood see it would be perfect
you have a really messed up definition of the word "perfect" mine usually doesnt involve any sort of shark or shark metaphor but to each his own, i guess :p
i wish he remembered, too, but i will take what i can get honestly im surprised that i do
theres a reason there was a whole week dedicated to sharks every year back before earth went to shit but yeah i dont think i was expecting you to remember like i told draco you might but its debatable how genuine i was being at the time he kept trying to pawn your laptop off on me
thanks for lying to my boyfriend to spare his feelings, davesprite
you know, our lives have always been kind of weird but i just really looked back at that sentence and sometimes i think things have gotten out of control :s
i stopped trying to explain things to people a long time ago .___.; they just end up thinking im crazy i mean, yeah, its complicated, but its not THAT complicated...
until you factor in john and janes mutual dadspawn which may not be that complicated but i think its a step beyond me half assedly trying to preserve dracos peace of mind
yeah actually becoming our ectorents by virtue of fucked up cell mutation would be way weirder than anything else that has happened to us so far if only for the creepy factor because jesus christ how creepy would that be all the body horror weve seen in film is downright tame compared to this
for real you left that part out between all the time travel shenanigans i would congratulate him if we were on non awkward speaking terms just damn that is a kind of resourcefulness deserving of praise
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asgardeventide2014-02-09 12:09 am
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i ran into him already
[It was weird.]
holy shit so many threads
so...
i bet that was awkward
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im starting to think i dont know how to talk to dave anymore
which is fucking dumb because i talk to myself all the time
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you are not actually him, so i imagine there are some differences :p
but yeah, i understand
its kind of awkward, isnt it?
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we could go back to our floundering attempts to avoid each other
i would even let you push me into a fountain when the weather warms up to make the experience extra authentic
and obviously dave would too only wed have to take turns because were being dodgy
its an irresistible opportunity how could anyone turn down twice the douchebag in sweet as hell shades while were splashing around in ankle high water
id even bust out the water wings
and if terezi came back she could be the shark circling in the waters hungry for blood
see it would be perfect
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mine usually doesnt involve any sort of shark or shark metaphor
but to each his own, i guess :p
i wish he remembered, too, but i will take what i can get
honestly im surprised that i do
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but yeah i dont think i was expecting you to remember
like i told draco you might but its debatable how genuine i was being at the time
he kept trying to pawn your laptop off on me
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you know, our lives have always been kind of weird
but i just really looked back at that sentence
and sometimes i think things have gotten out of control :s
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i still dont think jane believes me
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they just end up thinking im crazy
i mean, yeah, its complicated, but its not THAT complicated...
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which may not be that complicated
but i think its a step beyond me half assedly trying to preserve dracos peace of mind
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have you heard how cool i am in janes universe???
im not sure if ive ever actually filled you in on that
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does that count
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i basically became my own grandpa
i mean i became just like him
considering the way things work for us i guess i should make sure i clarify there
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if only for the creepy factor
because jesus christ how creepy would that be
all the body horror weve seen in film is downright tame compared to this
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i shot dave a bunch and then had to kiss his bloody mouth while i was all gross and snotty
thats just about at the same level for me
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while jack watched like a fucking creep
you should have hit him with a newspaper then and there
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it is me
did you know dave actually used me as a human shield against him once??? :|
i was too impressed to be offended
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you left that part out between all the time travel shenanigans
i would congratulate him if we were on non awkward speaking terms
just
damn
that is a kind of resourcefulness deserving of praise
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anyway, i should probably get home
i will see you around later!!
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later