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[nukeoleptic]

omg, why is it so cold in this city?? :(


[ OOC note: Okay, I lasted like three weeks but I'm back. So sorry to my CR, ahh. :C ]

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[feathery]

until you factor in john and janes mutual dadspawn
which may not be that complicated
but i think its a step beyond me half assedly trying to preserve dracos peace of mind

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[nukeoleptic]

man
have you heard how cool i am in janes universe???
im not sure if ive ever actually filled you in on that

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[feathery]

i know youre old
does that count

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[nukeoleptic]

tldr im the coolest eccentric old lady grandma on the planet
i basically became my own grandpa



i mean i became just like him
considering the way things work for us i guess i should make sure i clarify there

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[feathery]

yeah actually becoming our ectorents by virtue of fucked up cell mutation would be way weirder than anything else that has happened to us so far
if only for the creepy factor
because jesus christ how creepy would that be
all the body horror weve seen in film is downright tame compared to this

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[nukeoleptic]

idk
i shot dave a bunch and then had to kiss his bloody mouth while i was all gross and snotty
thats just about at the same level for me

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[feathery]

oh yeah
while jack watched like a fucking creep
you should have hit him with a newspaper then and there

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[nukeoleptic]

i literally have the worst first kiss story on the planet
it is me

did you know dave actually used me as a human shield against him once??? :|
i was too impressed to be offended

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[feathery]

for real
you left that part out between all the time travel shenanigans
i would congratulate him if we were on non awkward speaking terms
just
damn
that is a kind of resourcefulness deserving of praise

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[nukeoleptic]

well, i shot him not long after that, so i guess were even
anyway, i should probably get home
i will see you around later!!

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[feathery]

alright
later