video; eight full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott probably should have checked the network before appearing on it so he’d know why he's in the situation he is right now, but he’s somewhat disorientated from waking up handcuffed to his freaking bed, so the first thing he does is make a video broadcast asking for answers instead. The fact that they’re comfy, padded handcuffs is more confusing, but all his clothes are on so this can't be sex-related (he can think of two people he wouldn't mind it being a sex thing with but they're nowhere to be seen plus he can't remember how he got here). Little does Scott know, he lost his bracelet and was grey for a while, but Stiles managed to finally find the damn necessary jewellery to survival here, putting it on Scott while his grey self was sleeping.

But Scott’s back to his old self now and the most confused he's ever been. ]

Can someone explain to me why I’m cuffed to a bed right now?

[ Scott looks around the room - which he recognizes as his room, and it’s pink. Thanks for redecorating while he was grey, Rue. ]

In my pink room? [ Scott looks down at the two creatures watching him at the bottom of his bed. ] Guarded by a wolf cub and baby dragon?

[ When the dragon gets closer, Scott sees it’s holding keys in its mouth. What look a lot like handcuff keys. Yes. Scott beckons the dragon over to him. ]

Here - come here, boy! Come closer, come on… [ Except the dragon doesn’t. It tosses the keys into the air and the wolf cub catches it in her mouth. And then there’s an audible swallow. Goodbye, keys. Scott just… stares, and then thumps his head back against the wall behind him with a groan. ]

This can’t be happening.

[ To make matters worse, the wolf cub and the dragon jump on him for cuddles. ]

No way. I’m not cuddling you guys.

[ Except he totally is. He’s Scott McCall, unable to resist cute animals wanting to cuddle him. ]

You both suck. [ The video ends on Scott's sulky, pouty face. ]

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video. working on that text spam in two ticks

[intelligently]

Did my bedroom somehow come here? My actual one, I haven't decorated here yet.

[ She also has to share with a boy... a child. It could put a kink in it all ]

video. yes good

[mccallmemaybe]

Your room's pink?

[ Wait, why is that important? It's totally not. Focus, Scott. ]

Hey Lydia. You wouldn't happen to know why I'm here, would you?

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[etoaktagamat]

Your friend Stiles is to blame for your entrapment. He has such funny ideas of looking out for you.

I suppose you will have to wait for the canine to pass those keys. Or... I could come over and try to break your binds with my strength.

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott sighs at the revelation of this being Stiles' fault. ] Of course he is.

I think the second option would be a lot quicker. I could probably ask Derek if you're busy. [ Whether the grumpy butt would be willing to help him though... ]

Anon Text

[kage_senbon]

Probably because you're an idiot, got careless, and drank something you shouldn't.

[Kin, expert of kicking people while they're down.]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott can't find it in himself to be offended by this anon when he's been an idiot, got careless and drank several drinks he shouldn't have before. ]

Sounds totally plausible. [ He doesn't have a good track record when it comes to getting drunk here. ] But I don't remember being at a bar.

[didntbelieve]

[Oh my god.]

...I'm going to let Stiles explain that one. And hope he had the sense to keep an extra set of keys.

[mccallmemaybe]

[ An extra set would be far too convenient. Plus Stiles' mind is probably too preoccupied with thoughts of Rachel to think about stuff like that. ]

I can't believe Stiles locked me up again.

[ Wait, the sheriff doesn't know about the first time.

And that probably sounded like a sex thing. ]

Um. Not in a kinky way. [ Oh my god he can't believe he just used the word kinky in front of Stiles' dad. ]

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[consequence]

I really hope that's not standard procedure in this place.

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[mccallmemaybe]

No, I think it was my best friend being protective.

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[gymnast]

[ Allison can't help but look a little amused, though this is hardly funny, especially when Hale eats the keys. ]

You went grey. Hale sniffed you out somehow and Stiles thought this would be the best way to keep you safe. [ She's still not sure she agrees, but it was better than knowing he was out there somewhere and not being able to find him. ] I'm not sure I can really help since the keys are kind of gone now, but I can come over. [ She should probably talk to Scott about what happened with Isaac, just so he's not blindsided by it, but should she really do it if he's handcuffed to his bed? ]

If you want, I mean. To keep you company until we can figure out how to get you out.

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ It's a little bit funny (this feeling inside!), she's allowed to be amused because she's Allison. ]

I didn't think dragons could track like that... [ Have a surprised look at the offer of coming over. ] You want to see me? [ Isn't she still avoiding him? That's why Scott looks confused for a moment, but he's definitely not going to talk her out of it if it means he gets to see her. ]

Uh, yeah, I'd like that. You coming over. [ Who the hell cares about being handcuffed to a bed, Allison is coming over. ]

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[bestestfurrend]

I'm pretty sure you should remember it when you end up like that! [She shakes her head solemnly, but yeah, she's just teasing him. It looks like someone's played a prank on him to her.]

Oh my paws, that puppy is so cute! And the dragon! They need all of the cuddles.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Apparently my best friend is why I'm here. [ Who he should have just messaged in the first place. ]

They're really hard to stay mad at. [ He should be mad at them, they're the reason why he hasn't left this bed yet, but they're too cute and snuggly. ]

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[doveprincess]

[Oh, Scott is finally fine!]

Welcome back, Ser. I mean, Scott. Your friend Stiles felt the need to make sure you did not go off on your own while you were grey. Are you doing better now?

( video )

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Looks like Stiles talked about to him to this girl, or so Scott presumes. ]

That makes sense. [ Weirdly enough. At least it seems like he's been well taken care of during his greyness. ] Less confused now so yeah, I'm doing better, thanks. What's your name? [ Since she knows his but he doesn't know hers. ]

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[bays]

Aww. That's even cuter than the video what Stiles made.

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[mccallmemaybe]

He's been making cute videos? [ Hmmm... ] He must be in a good mood.

[Video]

[freezerburned]

[Isaac is laughing, laughing so hard.]

Hey. [Stop being so cute, gosh.]

I'm right next door. I'll come get you out.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

So not funny, dude.

Did you miss the part where the keys got eaten? Unless you've got a spare set, I don't think I'm getting out of here soon. I need someone's super strength... not that you aren't a strong, tough guy. [ He adds with a smile, referring back to a previous conversation of theirs. ]

Allison said she'd come over but you can keep me company until she gets here?

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[truesight]

[ eesh, at least it was a little key... ]

Welcome back, Scoot.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Rachel! Hey, thanks - have you seen Stiles? [ Scott's kind of worried by the fact that Stiles hasn't responded to this already. ]

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[livedtwice]

I think the answer is Stiles, but he was worried about you.

[That's the most he has to say on the matter. He's even keeping the bantery remarks about Stiles' problem solving skills to himself, lest they be misinterpreted as actual criticisms.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

Would you believe me if I said this isn't the first time he's locked me up?

[ How weird must their friendship look to some people? Very weird. ]

[feathery]

man who needs tv when weve got the network
this could be a jump cut in a sitcom
cue up the prerecorded audience responses and overlay them with the scene and its perfect
actually
youre in luck
ive got a sample
here

[It's a recording of a recording, so it sounds like shit.]

some people might argue they could sound less disappointed but i think it adds depth to the situation

jsyk your comment made me laugh especially with that sound effect

[mccallmemaybe]

You sound like you should be a TV director.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I expect it's probably the result of boredom.

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

I don't remember being bored... unless you mean someone else's boredom.

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[companioning]

...

[Inara's not even sure where to start with all of this. So she's just... Wow.]

Ah, Scott? Are you all right?

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Doesn't everyone broadcast on the network handcuffed to their bed? ]

Inara - hey, I'm okay. I was confused but I've pieced stuff together now.

[Video]

[okamichild]

[ ah! Scott is no longer grey! ]

Are you alright?

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Ah! Scott's favorite wolfchild! ]

I'm okay. Less confused now. Are you okay? I'm not sure how long I've been out of it for. [ He's hoping he hasn't missed anything bad that may have happened to Ame, something he could have prevented. ]

[teenyoda]

... Oops?

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Is that all you have to say, Stiles. ] Dude, where've you been? [ He's not mad, he's just literally talked to everyone and it's unusual for Stiles to be the last to respond. Save the best for last though, right? ] Are you okay?

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[airborn]

[She brought some soup for you? and hovers in the doorway in surprise when she sees Scott's back to normal.]

I asked if you liked pink and you nodded, so I helped you redecorate.

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Woah, where did you come from, Rue? You made Scott jump! ]

I did? [ He eyes the soup. ] Is that for me?