video; eight full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott probably should have checked the network before appearing on it so he’d know why he's in the situation he is right now, but he’s somewhat disorientated from waking up handcuffed to his freaking bed, so the first thing he does is make a video broadcast asking for answers instead. The fact that they’re comfy, padded handcuffs is more confusing, but all his clothes are on so this can't be sex-related (he can think of two people he wouldn't mind it being a sex thing with but they're nowhere to be seen plus he can't remember how he got here). Little does Scott know, he lost his bracelet and was grey for a while, but Stiles managed to finally find the damn necessary jewellery to survival here, putting it on Scott while his grey self was sleeping.

But Scott’s back to his old self now and the most confused he's ever been. ]

Can someone explain to me why I’m cuffed to a bed right now?

[ Scott looks around the room - which he recognizes as his room, and it’s pink. Thanks for redecorating while he was grey, Rue. ]

In my pink room? [ Scott looks down at the two creatures watching him at the bottom of his bed. ] Guarded by a wolf cub and baby dragon?

[ When the dragon gets closer, Scott sees it’s holding keys in its mouth. What look a lot like handcuff keys. Yes. Scott beckons the dragon over to him. ]

Here - come here, boy! Come closer, come on… [ Except the dragon doesn’t. It tosses the keys into the air and the wolf cub catches it in her mouth. And then there’s an audible swallow. Goodbye, keys. Scott just… stares, and then thumps his head back against the wall behind him with a groan. ]

This can’t be happening.

[ To make matters worse, the wolf cub and the dragon jump on him for cuddles. ]

No way. I’m not cuddling you guys.

[ Except he totally is. He’s Scott McCall, unable to resist cute animals wanting to cuddle him. ]

You both suck. [ The video ends on Scott's sulky, pouty face. ]

Comments

[mccallmemaybe]

Remind me again why I talk to you about anything?

[teenyoda]

Because you love me and your life would be utterly miserable without me. That and you'd wind up becoming one of those people that supplemented social interaction with people with dogs and I'd find you in ten years walking around with a coat with giant pockets filled with puppies that you tried to just hand off to people.

[mccallmemaybe]

A puppy pockets coat sounds awesome. [ Scott wants one. ]

[teenyoda]

No, Scott. You cannot walk around like a crazy cat lady with puppy substitutes. That's now how this works. I'm your link to sanity. Keep up.

[mccallmemaybe]

I dunno, being a crazy puppy guy sounds appealing to me.

[teenyoda]

This is why you're friends with me. So I can tell you "No, Scott. Bad puppy butt-face."

[mccallmemaybe]

We're still not letting that nickname go, huh?

[teenyoda]

But it suits you so well.

[He turned and jutted out his lower lip, widening his eyes to give him his best puppy dog look.]

Scott McPuppybuttface.

[mccallmemaybe]

Speaking of puppies... [ Scott hauls his butt out of bed. ] I should check on my store.

[teenyoda]

Yes, you should. You should go do that, because I've been talking it up and sending business your way. Again, you're welcome. You are so in debt to me, dude.

[mccallmemaybe]

Drinks on me next time we go out? [ Scott slips on his jacket. ] It's too bad you've got a girlfriend now, otherwise I could have paid you back another way... [ He winks at Stiles, clearly teasing him. ]

[teenyoda]

Hey, if you want to sex me up, I'm sure Rachel wouldn't mind an addition, since you're all into threesomes.

[Wink wink. Not that he'd ever speak of this to Rachel. Ever. Nope.]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott walked right into that one. ] Please tell me you haven't spent the entire time I was grey preparing threesome jokes.

[teenyoda]

I don't need to. They just come to me, that's how good I am. Besides, you know you love it.

[mccallmemaybe]

I'll love it more when I'm actually getting some... Not that I can even imagine myself in that situation with them. [ Whatever, Scott, you've totally had dreams. ] I'm pretty I'll faint if I see them naked in the same room together.

[teenyoda]

... Buddy, if you're fainting at the sight of naked bodies, we need to talk. It's not like you haven't seen naked dudes in the locker room. You've even seen Isaac without his... everything on. Get over it.

[mccallmemaybe]

I haven't seen Isaac without his everything on. I've seen him shirtless, I don't check out all the dudes while they're changing... [ Unlike Stiles who apparently is a pervert. ] And you're telling me you wouldn't faint at two naked Rachels?

[teenyoda]

Um, no, I would not. I would dive into that smorgasbord and dine until I couldn't feel my face. The only hard part would be figuring out which one to have sex with first, but... maybe if I was on my back and one rode me while the other sat up a bit higher...

[He was clearly thinking of things other than Scott at the moment.]

[mccallmemaybe]

...Okay, bye. [ Scott rolls his eyes and leaves. ]

[teenyoda]

Bye! I'll just make myself comfortable on your bed!

[He called out after Scott, grinning as he folded his hands and lay there -- before he was attacked by a wolf cub and a dragon.]