video; eight full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott probably should have checked the network before appearing on it so he’d know why he's in the situation he is right now, but he’s somewhat disorientated from waking up handcuffed to his freaking bed, so the first thing he does is make a video broadcast asking for answers instead. The fact that they’re comfy, padded handcuffs is more confusing, but all his clothes are on so this can't be sex-related (he can think of two people he wouldn't mind it being a sex thing with but they're nowhere to be seen plus he can't remember how he got here). Little does Scott know, he lost his bracelet and was grey for a while, but Stiles managed to finally find the damn necessary jewellery to survival here, putting it on Scott while his grey self was sleeping.

But Scott’s back to his old self now and the most confused he's ever been. ]

Can someone explain to me why I’m cuffed to a bed right now?

[ Scott looks around the room - which he recognizes as his room, and it’s pink. Thanks for redecorating while he was grey, Rue. ]

In my pink room? [ Scott looks down at the two creatures watching him at the bottom of his bed. ] Guarded by a wolf cub and baby dragon?

[ When the dragon gets closer, Scott sees it’s holding keys in its mouth. What look a lot like handcuff keys. Yes. Scott beckons the dragon over to him. ]

Here - come here, boy! Come closer, come on… [ Except the dragon doesn’t. It tosses the keys into the air and the wolf cub catches it in her mouth. And then there’s an audible swallow. Goodbye, keys. Scott just… stares, and then thumps his head back against the wall behind him with a groan. ]

This can’t be happening.

[ To make matters worse, the wolf cub and the dragon jump on him for cuddles. ]

No way. I’m not cuddling you guys.

[ Except he totally is. He’s Scott McCall, unable to resist cute animals wanting to cuddle him. ]

You both suck. [ The video ends on Scott's sulky, pouty face. ]

Comments

[feathery]

[Scott.........]

is this your way of saying you have a problem with birds because that is hells of kinds of uncool man
i didnt choose to be this way
or ok i guess i did but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation
anything short of an allergy is just dissing on the feathers

[mccallmemaybe]

...What? [ Scott is so far from understanding where this conversation has ended up. ] Why are you talking about birds? I don't have a problem with them.

[feathery]

[Yeah...that. Happens.]

because im a bird
caw caw
keep up dude

[mccallmemaybe]

Birds can't text.

[feathery]

dogs cant either but that hasnt stopped jade
or do you not know jade
if you dont know jade ill be appalled
im pretty sure she has almost the entire city on speed dial
her keyboard is huge

[mccallmemaybe]

Oh, I know Jade. You're from the same world? Does everyone just... have animal body parts where you're from or something?

[feathery]

no were a special kind of clause
the sprite clause
or former sprite
the namespace here is a misnomer fyi
but yeah were from the same dimensional clusterfuck
different timelines though