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[2cool4guardian]

 

Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!





{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))

Comments

[Video]

[saving_sound]

[Most of this goes flying way over Hibiki's head, but...]

You're supposed to kiss with the tongue?

[Isn't that kind of unhygienic though...]

[bladeisme]

[NO HIS INNOCENT LITTLE SISTER]

N-Not all the time.

[OH GOD WAIT NOW HE HAS TO EXPLAIN IT AUUUGH]

[saving_sound]

Huh? Not always?

Umm, then... When are you supposed to?

[Is there like a proper time and place to... kiss people with your tongue??? What is this and how does it work.]

[bladeisme]

Uh.

[Help help OH WAIT]

When it's a special occasion!

[YES PERFECT]

[saving_sound]

[Blinkblinkblink.]

Special occasion? So... like for holidays?

[????]

[Video]

[2cool4guardian]

[DAMMIT LOKI JACK IS GOING TO KILL YOU FOR ADDING THAT AT THE END]

Err, Hibiki... remember how I told you adults are weird? Yeeeeh, this is part of it. Maybe you should just... stay away from this post...

[Video]

[saving_sound]

Eh-- Is it adults only?

[She didn't realize! But nothing seemed really bad? Or at least, nothing she understood...]

[Video]

[2cool4guardian]

...yes. Yes, it is. Don't pay attention to it, ok? Please forget you saw anything.

[Video]

[saving_sound]

...Is it really bad? I'm sorry, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to look...!

[Video]

[2cool4guardian]

It's ok, it's ok, not your fault! Someone just forgot to add a warning. You just need to forget about all this until you turn 15, understood?

[Video]

[snugglesjugs]

That's just how some grown up kiss, apparently it feels nice.

[Video]

[saving_sound]

It doesn't feel weird?

[Since tongues are kind of slimy, so...]

[Video]

[snugglesjugs]

They wouldn't be doing it, if it felt super weird.

[Video]

[saving_sound]

Oh! I guess that's true...

I didn't know you knew about this too, Aladdin-san.

[Video]

[snugglesjugs]

I've seen it alot back home. You remember Mr. Sinbad, Mr. Jafar's friend. He kisses a lot of ladies like that and they seem to like.

It also happens at these places, where you can hang out with lots of pretty ladies. Alibaba took to places like that all the time.

video;

[multifacets]

Ooh, Hibiki! You're still here?

[Oh good someone she recognizes!]

video;

[saving_sound]

[Wah--]

Rise-san! Is that really you?

[It's been so long...!]

video;

[multifacets]

It's me, alright! Guess Asgard needed good ol' Rise around again.

[oh yeah there's something she's supposed to be doing right now.]

Hey, Hibiki-chan. Don't worry too much about that kissing thing okay? They're just making things up.

video;

[saving_sound]

[Hibiki nods happily.]

I'm so happy to see you again!

[Although the second part gets her looking confused.]

Ah- Really? But Aladdin-san said people he knew did that.

video;

[multifacets]

Ummm maybe he was mistaken! It's not polite to stare at people when they're kissing, so he probably didn't get a good look.

A-anyways, it's not important!

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

It seems to enhance the kissing experience, yes. Make sure they move as well.

[Perma video]

[saving_sound]

M-move...?

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

Wiggle inside one another's mouth.

[saving_sound]

Heeeh--

That... sounds a little...

[Gross.]

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

....gross, yes?