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Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
~~Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's~~

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!

{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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I don't think I ever met Sinbad-san...

[Although that sounds... interesting...]

Places where you can hang out with lots of ladies? [But why???]

Oh well, you would have liked him, he's nice.

Those places are really fun. We get to eat lots of yummy food, talk and snuggle. They don't have that sort of place here though.

Snuggle...?

[Ah, that sounds kind of nice...]

You can get all the hugs and snuggles could you want!

I've never heard of places like that before! I don't think we had any in my world...

[Yes, you did, but you're too young to know about that Hibiki.]

I'm not sure how common they are in different worlds.

[They're common alright.]

There is a different way to hang out with ladies here at least.

There is?

Yeah, it's a place called a club: there are lots of cool lights, interesting music and everyone dances. I sometimes go there with bathhouse ladies.

[Fun fact, Asgard has no age limits for the clubs. There is thankfully an age limit when it comes to drinking at least.]

A club...

[She thinks she's seen some from the outside before, but...]

Aren't those places only open late at night?

They normal are but it is fine. I always have a bunch of adults with me when I go.

Adults... are they friends of yours?

The ladies that work at the bathhouse are my friends. I go to the bathhouse so much, I ended up making friends with most of them.

Oh, so... they're natives?

[How exciting!]

Yep, they're really nice.

It must be nice to get along with people from the city itself!

I try to get along with everyone I meet, it makes life here fun. They're just normal people after all even if they didn't have faces for a while.

Mm! I've talked to many of them before, but... I suppose I just never really got to know them very well.

There no better time to start then now. Especially if you see them a lot.

Usually it's the other doctors and nurses at the hospital. I've been working there for a long time now, but we don't really stop to talk very much...

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