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Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
~~Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's~~

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!

{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! ~~Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki.~~ I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))

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Wh--

[Wait wait wait wait.]

He's as old as the gods, too-?!

Of course. We're all mythical beings, Hibiki. How old do you think I am?

Um...

[Well, since he put it like that, she tries to think of the biggest number she can.]

...One hundred?

[He chuckles.]

Try that three times. And Sandy's age reaches at least five digits.

Eh-- that old?!!

[Even one hundred is odd to consider. Apparently Jack ages very well! And as for Sandy...

She... can't even really begin to comprehend that. A year alone is so long already, she can't even imagine living through so many.]

[Jack doesn't age at all, but details.]

Yup, that old. And now I think about it, I've never learned your age, Hibiki.

Huh? Umm...

[She has to think about that for a second.]

I was ten when I came here, but that was in the winter... And then the winter came again, and this is the second summer now, so I guess I'd be eleven or so? Maybe even twelve...

[How does time work here.]

It didn't even feel like that long, though.

Edited 2013-09-12 20:26 (UTC)

Winter, huh? You arrived at the best time of the year. [The fact she's counting winters makes him smile like an idiot.] Really? It's the other way for me - I feel like I've been here forever. There's always something going on around here.

I guess it's just because seasons seem to pass by so quickly! But at the same time, a lot has happened since us Travelers first got here. It's been very busy!

I guess that makes sense in your case. It's still kind weird for me, you know? Ten years are usually a blink of the eye for me, so feeling I've been here for so long when it's only been some months it's... new.

Ah... That is strange...

Then... does it seem like things go by quickly if you're around for so long...?

Yeah, it does. I'll look away one day and before I notice you'll fully be a lady.

Huh-- Really?

[Hibiki, sweetie, he didn't mean that literally.]

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