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[longwinded]

so i've come to the conclusion that being sick sucks worse than being ran through with a sword on a cold stone slab.
i also figure that screaming orange text asshole and myself aren't the only ones.
because if we were that would be the worst deliverance of karma i've ever heard of.

[there is a pause in the text.]

so who wants to bring me some soup?

[He might acutally be attempting sarcasm, he wouldn't be able to keep the soup down.]

Comments

text;

[ex_surprising150]

I will happily make you some. Is there any that you like? [She doesn't know sarcasm via text, but she wants to help him!]

text;

[longwinded]

i don't think a solid soup would actually stay down gwen.
:/
maybe like a soup broth?

text;

[ex_surprising150]

You poor thing. I will certainly make you some.

Is there anything else you need?

text;

[necrowmantic]

Well, duh. Being stabbed is awesome! You'd be hard pressed to find something better, and hacking up dribbly bits or whatever you're doing doesn't even come close.

text;

[longwinded]

not even close.
hahahaha.
at least with being stabbed if it's done right you don't suffer.
this is suffering.
and it is every bit of awful.

text;

[necrowmantic]

Right?! Get gutted properly, and you barely have time to admire the blood before off you go!

Soooo... I'm no good at soup, and I'm not a healer either, but I could come kill you if you want. I'll make it quick, no worries!

text;

[integrous]

Hey, that comparison is a little extreme, at least say it's worse than having to serve detention at school or something like that! You're going to freak people out.

text;

[longwinded]

maybe it ws a little extreme.
hmmm.
perhaps being grounded is worse than....being grounded by my dad?

[integrous]

Is your dad that cruel?!

[ Asahi, what are you even imagining.. ]

Does he lock you up in some sort of torture dungeon?!

text;

[ourfirststeps]

That’s a bit harsh don’t you think? Wouldn’t it hurt even more to be stabbed by a sword? Ahhh, I don’t even want to think about it! It just hurts feel that!

But anyway, is there anyone bringing you soup?

text;

[longwinded]

i was over exaggerating.
i really dislike when i feel like there is an elephant sitting on my chest or one of those toy monkeys crashing a symbol in my head.
the comparison was likely a bit strong.

yeah. my friend gwen is bringing me some.

text;

[ourfirststeps]

Hm...is there any other way to make it feel like you're not feeling like that?

I know that you could try to put a hot towel on your head to make you feel better!

text;

[deudly]

OF COURSE BEING SICK IS WORSE.
A SWORD BEING RAN THROUGH YOU. IS MUCH FASTER A DEATH.

text;

[longwinded]

what is it with everyone having screaming bright text?
i have just taken notice to this.
but anyways.
yup.
it's a lot faster than hacking up whatever you ate and then some.

text;

[deudly]

MY BRIGHT TEXT. IS A TESTAMENT TO MY GREATNESS. DEAL WITH IT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.

[feathery]

[He wasn't going to reply at all.]

seriously dude
you need to get your prejudice against all things orange under control

[longwinded]

shit.
uh.
sorry i guess?
i was referring to dirk though, not you.

[feathery]

yeah i figured as much
im not sick for one
theres a distinct lack of screaming happening here or elsewhere for another

[timaeus_testified]

He said our text is some awful attack on the eyes.
I think he needs to see more of it.

[timaeus_testified]

Are you still bitching about that?

[longwinded]

yes.
problem?

text;

[chronologistics]

depends
are you going to puke on me
because if thats going to be a thing im going to have to go with hell no

text;

[longwinded]

no.
i'm done puking.

text

[tradingsecrets]

I hope you feel better. But I have to ask, have you really be run through with a sword or was that just an example?

Also, I can ask around to see if there is something at the Safehouse that we can make that you might be able to keep down.

text

[longwinded]

you know.
i wish i could say it was just an example.
while i don't actually know how it feels, i can assume it was pretty bad.
you seriously don't go godtier by playing around.

don't sweat it if you don't.
i have a friend bringing me some broth.