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[longwinded]

so i've come to the conclusion that being sick sucks worse than being ran through with a sword on a cold stone slab.
i also figure that screaming orange text asshole and myself aren't the only ones.
because if we were that would be the worst deliverance of karma i've ever heard of.

[there is a pause in the text.]

so who wants to bring me some soup?

[He might acutally be attempting sarcasm, he wouldn't be able to keep the soup down.]

Comments

....sdgfjhdsf lmfao omg

[longwinded]

please.
tell me how this is a negotiable matter.

:3c

[feathery]

if youve got other suggestions for payment im just saying
lay them out on the table for me dude

[longwinded]

i don't have any suggestions right now.
but.
i'll let you know asap.

[feathery]

yeah ok
until then i got some other deliveries to make
later dude

[And he will end up bringing John drugs, either way.]