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[longwinded]

so i've come to the conclusion that being sick sucks worse than being ran through with a sword on a cold stone slab.
i also figure that screaming orange text asshole and myself aren't the only ones.
because if we were that would be the worst deliverance of karma i've ever heard of.

[there is a pause in the text.]

so who wants to bring me some soup?

[He might acutally be attempting sarcasm, he wouldn't be able to keep the soup down.]

Comments

[longwinded]

okay maybe jack noir.
but.
maybe not like those imps.
jack noir can definitely catch whatever the hell we all have.

[feathery]

when was the last time you got sick anyway
can you even get sick when youre god tier

[longwinded]

the last time i can remember.
uh.
was back at home.
and maybe i got a stomachache on the ship once.
but really being sick no.
so i guess you can't?

[feathery]

its not like weve really got much by way of disease going on
at least not in the medium and the metaphysical asscracks settled discretely between its bulbous clefts
here though who knows what you can catch
there might be some kind of plague that turns your digestive tract inside out and then forces you to eat your small intestine

[longwinded]

you know.
i might have actually caught that.
or a disease where a knife jabs you in the stomach and wrenches it around a bit.
what ever it is it's like.
do not want.
quarantine.
i guess it is rougher since I haven't actually gotten exposed to sickness for a long ass time.

[feathery]

are you sure you didnt accidentally fall on a knife and start wandering around with the hilt being like
kind of jutting out and impudent or whatever
because that sounds like a suitably dumb thing to do

[longwinded]

if i start walking around with a knife jutting out of my stomach.
just end me there.
that sounds like something far past my own level of dumb things i get myself into.

[feathery]

ok your request has been queued for consideration
even though im not sure its much of a stretch with the way you go leaping in front of sharp objects at the drop of a hat
theyre not even classy hats man
theyre like
tasteless polkadot fedoras only the obsessive would think to wear

[longwinded]

who would even have such a poor taste in fashion?
i mean it isn't like i'm the most fashionable.
but hey.
thanks anyways for considering my dying will.
much appreciated.

[feathery]

youre welcome
i mean if theres one thing im good for its knowing what to do if you decide to die well before your time
anyway i think jades making me bring you drugs
but i expect compensation

why is the one icon i need not here. thanks DW for choosing 15 sucky icons.

[longwinded]

sweet.
i've never been so happy to hear drugs in my life.
er.
antibiotics?
whatever.
what do you want in return?

i wish dw would at least default to the first 15 instead of the last 15

[feathery]

you have to write me a five paragraph essay about why matt mcconaughey is a rashy asshole in desperate need of prescription strength hemorrhoid cream
without slipping up on your gross man-bro crush

right??? but we can only dream big.

[longwinded]

are you kidding me right now?

we coulda had it all...

[feathery]

im willing to negotiate

....sdgfjhdsf lmfao omg

[longwinded]

please.
tell me how this is a negotiable matter.

:3c

[feathery]

if youve got other suggestions for payment im just saying
lay them out on the table for me dude

[longwinded]

i don't have any suggestions right now.
but.
i'll let you know asap.

[feathery]

yeah ok
until then i got some other deliveries to make
later dude

[And he will end up bringing John drugs, either way.]