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[longwinded]

so i've come to the conclusion that being sick sucks worse than being ran through with a sword on a cold stone slab.
i also figure that screaming orange text asshole and myself aren't the only ones.
because if we were that would be the worst deliverance of karma i've ever heard of.

[there is a pause in the text.]

so who wants to bring me some soup?

[He might acutally be attempting sarcasm, he wouldn't be able to keep the soup down.]

Comments

[longwinded]

if i start walking around with a knife jutting out of my stomach.
just end me there.
that sounds like something far past my own level of dumb things i get myself into.

[feathery]

ok your request has been queued for consideration
even though im not sure its much of a stretch with the way you go leaping in front of sharp objects at the drop of a hat
theyre not even classy hats man
theyre like
tasteless polkadot fedoras only the obsessive would think to wear

[longwinded]

who would even have such a poor taste in fashion?
i mean it isn't like i'm the most fashionable.
but hey.
thanks anyways for considering my dying will.
much appreciated.

[feathery]

youre welcome
i mean if theres one thing im good for its knowing what to do if you decide to die well before your time
anyway i think jades making me bring you drugs
but i expect compensation

why is the one icon i need not here. thanks DW for choosing 15 sucky icons.

[longwinded]

sweet.
i've never been so happy to hear drugs in my life.
er.
antibiotics?
whatever.
what do you want in return?

i wish dw would at least default to the first 15 instead of the last 15

[feathery]

you have to write me a five paragraph essay about why matt mcconaughey is a rashy asshole in desperate need of prescription strength hemorrhoid cream
without slipping up on your gross man-bro crush

right??? but we can only dream big.

[longwinded]

are you kidding me right now?

we coulda had it all...

[feathery]

im willing to negotiate

....sdgfjhdsf lmfao omg

[longwinded]

please.
tell me how this is a negotiable matter.

:3c

[feathery]

if youve got other suggestions for payment im just saying
lay them out on the table for me dude

[longwinded]

i don't have any suggestions right now.
but.
i'll let you know asap.

[feathery]

yeah ok
until then i got some other deliveries to make
later dude

[And he will end up bringing John drugs, either way.]