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[longwinded]

so i've come to the conclusion that being sick sucks worse than being ran through with a sword on a cold stone slab.
i also figure that screaming orange text asshole and myself aren't the only ones.
because if we were that would be the worst deliverance of karma i've ever heard of.

[there is a pause in the text.]

so who wants to bring me some soup?

[He might acutally be attempting sarcasm, he wouldn't be able to keep the soup down.]

Comments

text;

[deudly]

OF COURSE BEING SICK IS WORSE.
A SWORD BEING RAN THROUGH YOU. IS MUCH FASTER A DEATH.

text;

[longwinded]

what is it with everyone having screaming bright text?
i have just taken notice to this.
but anyways.
yup.
it's a lot faster than hacking up whatever you ate and then some.

text;

[deudly]

MY BRIGHT TEXT. IS A TESTAMENT TO MY GREATNESS. DEAL WITH IT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.

text;

[longwinded]

a testament to your greatness?
ooooooookay.
someone thinks a bit highly of themselves.
so does that mean if i change my text color to a bright blue i could possibly...
i don't know...
be more awesome than you?

text;

[deudly]

WHAT?
NO.
THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS DOUCHEBAG.
I'LL STILL BE GREATER THAN YOU. EVEN IF YOU DO CHANGE YOUR COLOR.

text;

[longwinded]

then pelase enlighten me.
how does this work?
besides you acting like a huge shithead?

text;

[deudly]

THIS ISN'T COMPLICATED.
I'M AMAZING. IN EVERY WAY.
AND YOU AREN'T.
AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THIS WAY.

text;

[longwinded]

right.
but i don't think it actually works that way.
you can't really deem yourself awesome.