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[playerkills]

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight ]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!

[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face. ]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay. [ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)

Comments

[stungun]

So this must be the club Mystery-kun was talking about...

[absolutelyshameful]

Mystery-kun? Even normals have weird friends, I see...

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[meatshields]

Heh? I don't know who that is so they're obviously some unimportant peon but it's not surprising that even a lowly being like that knows about our club!

[meatshields]

What did he say about us exactly? It could only be praise of course but even compliments that I've heard before are worth hearing. [ if it's about the club ]

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[meatshields]

This is an important club advisory!!!! Don't try to eat your fellow members!

[absolutelyshameful]

My, I would never consume you whole. You are simply too fat for me to devour. I guess this just proves that Meat is unworthy of being part of a well-balanced diet.

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[patronizing]

[ what in the world did she just watch. part of her is glad that Miketsukami is outside her room, guarding her door, since this type of broadcast. . . she can't even describe it, but chances are he would've found amusement in the show being held. ]

To think that your wish is to become a horse... how befitting for someone such as yourself. You certainly have the characteristics down, although I think an animal more suited for you would be a maggot.

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[mishaps]

You have an idea for any events? [aka ignoring obvs yozora baiting.]

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[absolutelyshameful]

Maggots turn into flies that have many eyes. If I become a fly, how many times would I be able to see you in that dress if I put you in it, I wonder?

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[charming_jerk]

I guess the speed-not-dating or whatever the hell it was went okay. As for other activities... Uh... One of the houses has an entertainment system, right? We can do like games or movies or somethin'.

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[absolutelyshameful]

Ha? Are you crazy? We don't need to go to one house to play games. That requires talking to people.

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[burntviolet]

[Because she was told by Hisao of this post, she perks up in the network. Today might be the chance for her to get over the shyness for a moment and join in this club she so much heard of.

Nobody can see the wince on her face as she hears the screams and insults they're throwing at each other. Are the lot of them THAT loud? Is this a good idea at all? ... Anyway, she wants to at least check the waters and see what they have in store before she might decide to run away as fast as she can.]

E-excuse me...

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[mishaps]

Yeah? Got an idea for an activity?

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[utenamobile]

Hey! I take back what I said! You haven't matured at all, Yozora! Quit messing with Sena already!

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[absolutelyshameful]

I'm not messing with her. We're just playing. Playing.

[survived]

I thought it was a lot of fun to meet new people, though coming up with topics of conversation was more difficult than I thought it would be.

[meatshields]

Huh! That's certainly something I didn't think would be a problem! Since I know everything, there's no way I'd have a problem with coming up with something to talk about [ something for you to blather about sena maybe but you have to actually CONVERSE with someone! it's a two-way stre--- oh you'll never get it ] Of course, not everyone is as intellectually blessed as I am so it's only to be expected. That's why you should be prepared when it comes to these things!

Alright, that's a good suggestion from you! We'll be sure to arm you club members with a list of conversational topics before you're sent out to befriend people!

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[manlypassion]

--GYAAAAAAAAH!

Yozora, you've been cursed with the face of a horse and a hideous outfit! What god did you anger to be forced into such attire?! Was it just Loki? Or did you go for a bingo and piss off half of them?! I can see you managing that with minimal effort, but it doesn't mean you should-!

*is he serious, or just joking around? WHO KNOWS.*

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[meatshields]

I think it's a vast improvement.

[reaction; not here yet filtered] 1/I HAVE NO IDEA.

[onlyserves]

[His curiosity got the best of him when he heard a familiar voice being heard outside of Ririchiyo's room. At first, it was difficult to understand due to two possible reasons: Yozora's mask hid her melodious voice rather well and it was difficult to listen from outside the door because it was not very loud. With that in mind, Soushi will have turned on his bracelet to catch a glimpse of the show, and it was easy to tell from his initial reaction -- the horse head caught him off guard.

That's right. He began to watch the video broadcast when the horse head bit the other girl, known simply as "Meat".]

...

[reaction; not here yet filtered] 2/STILL HAVE NO IDEA.

[onlyserves]

[But once he realized Yozora was the person behind the mask, his initial surprise turned into confusion, wondering the reason behind her mask.]

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[suppressthedark]

[

Just




Stares]

...The hell.

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[meatshields]

Guh! You should put a warning for your face before you respond with video!

[ sena why... ]

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[departing]

Dumb fox woman's face?

You two should stop fighting already.

[Nothing's changed. Nope.]

Hey, Yozora what's wrong?

[That horse head is concerning.]

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[meatshields]

I don't want to hear anything like that from someone whose existence is tied to a bathroom!

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[highstakesgame]

You humans are endlessly amusing!

Why the horse head?

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[meatshields]

Tch, you humans? What's with that?!

Anyway the horse's head is a sealing item.

[flareuplife]

[And just because he can, Kiri ends up making his own mascot head and puts it on to address this post.]

Huh, this is my first time hearing about the Neighbors Club. [He's been lost for almost a month, you can't blame him.] Are you some kind of welcoming committee?

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[meatshields]

[ sorry but sena just SCREAMS because omg what is that torn-up rabbit head AHHHHHHHHHHH ]

What- what-

[aupologies]

Au... the Neighbors Club? _{[Hanyuu wants to know more about this.]}

[meatshields]

We're the most famous club in Asgard! [ ...the ONLY club in asgard ] Eventually you'll be able to read about us in Conan-kun's welcome guide!

[ ...sena you didn't actually explain what it's about ] We're a club for people seeking further training in social interaction!

[oresamazing]

[... What the hell did he just...?]

Is there a reason you're wearing a horse's head?

[absolutelyshameful]

Is there a reason you're asking?

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[kreissmas]

[ just kind of ignoring... all the weird stuff... ]

The Neighbors Club, huh? [ somehow he missed actually getting the name of the weird group in charge of that speed friending thing. ] What exactly do you guys normally do?

[ please don't tell him that wearing horse heads and fighting like that is just everyday life for this mob ]

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[absolutelyshameful]

Train in the hopes becoming one of those wretched normals.

[ it's ok noel today is just horse head day that's all

tomorrow is paper bag day ]

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[thismustbelove]

You three are as lively as always, aren't you?

[meatshields]

When you talk like that, you sound like some old man reminiscing about his own youthful times while looking at young people!

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[voidseeing]

... so this is how you and Shu became friends, is it? That's certainly fitting.

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[absolutelyshameful]

W-w-we're, he's not - ugh!

... No. That's not exactly how it happened.

Anyway, we don't talk to normals like you, so anything you say or suggest is null and void.

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[volcanoes]

What are you wearing?

[Yeah Iceland didn't listen to any of you.]

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[absolutelyshameful]

One club activity suggestion for one answer.