playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

004 ☾ video

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× sᴍᴜɢғᴀᴄᴇ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-31 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. You actually thought that was sympathy? Don’t get ahead of yourself; I was only using you for my practice.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

voice;

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-04-02 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
That was excellent acting, then. I suppose you don't need to practice for it anymore in the future?

... But I was being serious. I don't want pity just because I don't have friends.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-02 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
In other words, are you saying that you’re proud of your lack of accomplishment?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇs.)

voice; 1/2

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop leaving openings yozora ]

So you are proud to be friendless and would rather alienate people in the excuse that they are nothing but handicaps, thus believing yourself to have accomplished such a thing. But at the same time you are comfortable enough to declare yourself as the girl that eats lunch all by her lonesome and always gets paired with the teacher during gym class so you are actually seeking companionship which is the sole reason of you creating this club. Furthermore, you want to feel less alone by collecting fellow friendless people so that you don’t feel like you are the odd person in the pack.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ)  ʜᴜᴍᴘʜ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-03 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. You really are an open book. How sad.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴅᴇʀᴇ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-03 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It may sound weird coming from me but if that’s the case, it would be a lot easier for you to make friends.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ғɪᴅɢᴇᴛ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ neither does she but... guh she'll help her just this once. ] I guess... I can’t help you much but.. I think you’re doing good so far.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴜɴᴇᴀsʏ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-04 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she doesn't want to see this side of her she feels so weird ] It’s not like I can’t compliment it. For someone as sociably stunted such as yourself, you’re doing better than most in that caliber.
Edited 2012-04-04 13:11 (UTC)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× sʜʏ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-04 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that's a lot more than she has uwooo ]

Having one friend is as much as an accomplishment as having a thousand friends.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ᴀᴍᴜsᴇᴅ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-04-04 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SOB.. parents. why couldn't her parents say those type of things to her rather than throwing her into the Shirakiin shriiine ] She must be a wise woman if that’s the case. But it’s true you know.