playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

004 ☾ video

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
stungun: (Default)

[personal profile] stungun 2012-03-27 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So this must be the club Mystery-kun was talking about...
meatshields: <user name="cawaii"> (→ A L L M Y C R E Y S ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-27 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This is an important club advisory!!!! Don't try to eat your fellow members!
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ʜᴍᴘʜ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-27 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what in the world did she just watch. part of her is glad that Miketsukami is outside her room, guarding her door, since this type of broadcast. . . she can't even describe it, but chances are he would've found amusement in the show being held. ]

To think that your wish is to become a horse... how befitting for someone such as yourself. You certainly have the characteristics down, although I think an animal more suited for you would be a maggot.
charming_jerk: (thinking)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-03-27 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess the speed-not-dating or whatever the hell it was went okay. As for other activities... Uh... One of the houses has an entertainment system, right? We can do like games or movies or somethin'.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh....)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Mystery-kun? Even normals have weird friends, I see...
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i'm a vegetarian)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
My, I would never consume you whole. You are simply too fat for me to devour. I guess this just proves that Meat is unworthy of being part of a well-balanced diet.
mishaps: (Default)

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[personal profile] mishaps 2012-03-27 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You have an idea for any events? [aka ignoring obvs yozora baiting.]
burntviolet: (A bit too far)

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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-03-27 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because she was told by Hisao of this post, she perks up in the network. Today might be the chance for her to get over the shyness for a moment and join in this club she so much heard of.

Nobody can see the wince on her face as she hears the screams and insults they're throwing at each other. Are the lot of them THAT loud? Is this a good idea at all? ... Anyway, she wants to at least check the waters and see what they have in store before she might decide to run away as fast as she can.]

E-excuse me...
mishaps: (confused ✰ bwuh?)

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[personal profile] mishaps 2012-03-27 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Got an idea for an activity?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ᴏғғᴇʀɪɴɢ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-27 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ but yozora baiting is fun ]

You’re interested in my ideas to help the club evolve? How considerate of you, Hasegawa. I suppose a wider-range in activities would be a good step forward. Like inventing a new type of game, and then allowing others to join in. And I mean party games like rock-paper-scissors.
Edited 2012-03-27 16:58 (UTC)
burntviolet: (Uhm...)

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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-03-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[kjfhskhf]]

Um... actually... how d-do I join?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i eat you)

voice;

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Maggots turn into flies that have many eyes. If I become a fly, how many times would I be able to see you in that dress if I put you in it, I wonder?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ oh)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha? Are you crazy? We don't need to go to one house to play games. That requires talking to people.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ʙɪᴛᴄʜʏ-ɪsʜ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-27 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And flies become attached to trash, so I’m sure you’d be too preoccupied indulging yourself to the point that your mind will forget wanting to place me in that dress ever again.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh.)

voice;

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're trash, though.
meatshields: (→ H A H E ☆)

voice;

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-27 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Dress?!
burntviolet: (I don't understand)

[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-03-27 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... what is that.]

Uh... hi?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ hello)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you or do you not have any suggestions?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴜ ɴ s ᴜ ʀ ᴇ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-27 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I doubt that. [ why is she talking to A HORSE HEAD YOZORA.. ]
meatshields: (→ M C B R A G ☆)

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[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-27 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh? I don't know who that is so they're obviously some unimportant peon but it's not surprising that even a lowly being like that knows about our club!
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴛᴇʀʀɪғɪᴇᴅ.)

voice;

[personal profile] patronizing 2012-03-27 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You again!?
charming_jerk: (WHUT)

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[personal profile] charming_jerk 2012-03-27 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That kinda defeats the purpose of having more activities then.

...

So what's with the horse head.
meatshields: (→ E V A D E ☆)

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)








What did he say about us exactly? It could only be praise of course but even compliments that I've heard before are worth hearing. [ if it's about the club ]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

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[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-27 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It is shameful to show your face in front of others.

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